According to the internet, there are at least ten different kinds of orgasms. Luna Lockwood would be happy with just one. She can't tell her A-Spot from her Deep-Spot, and what is the U-Spot even? Taking a cue from the comic book heroes she loves so much, Luna decides she needs some help. An Alfred to her Batman, A Jarvis to her Ironman. Colton Barbosa doesn't only share his last name with a pirate, his penchant for chasing booty is also legendary. He's happy with his life. Really, he is. So when a slight girl spits up tequila all over his chest, calls him a hooker, and accuses him of having an STD, he's not so keen on helping her with her weird request. There's a german speaking crow. A critical look at porn, and a designer boutique neither can set foot in ever again. Luna is a hot mess. Colton is just hot. Together, they're about to get screwed.