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Screwed

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Reads 760
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Parts 11
Time 1h 35m

alpha comedy funny geek humor nerdy newadult romance romantic romcom sexy

According to the internet, there are at least ten different kinds of orgasms. 
Luna Lockwood would be happy with just one. 
She can't tell her A-Spot from her Deep-Spot, and what is the U-Spot even?
Taking a cue from the comic book heroes she loves so much, Luna decides she needs some help. An Alfred to her Batman, A Jarvis to her Ironman. 

Colton Barbosa doesn't only share his last name with a pirate, his penchant for chasing booty is also legendary. 
He's happy with his life. Really, he is. So when a slight girl spits up tequila all over his chest, calls him a hooker, and accuses him of having an STD, he's not so keen on helping her with her weird request. 

There's a german speaking crow. A critical look at porn, and a designer boutique neither can set foot in ever again. 

Luna is a hot mess. 

Colton is just hot. 

Together, they're about to get screwed.All Rights Reserved

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The Dark Side of the Moon by thealexiarose

"Fuck, baby. You can't say things like that to me. I want to, also. Trust me." His hand snakes down my body until he enters two of his fingers into my wet center. I can only moan in response. "However," he kisses my neck possessively, finding the right spot to drive me crazy. "I need to build you up to that." He pushes his fingers in and out of me, hitting deeper and deeper as his strokes become longer and harder and faster. "You feel that? My fingers deep in your pussy that's dripping for me?" He licks the side of my neck as my breaths come out in short pants. "My dick is going to stretch you out so much more. When I finally fuck you, you're going to be sore for days. And you're going to love it." ---------- Thea Brooks, an 18-year-old college student, lives her life by a schedule. She has school, homework, her job at the Coffee shop where she drinks way too much caffeine to be healthy, and the rest of the time she is watching her little sister while her mother is at work. She thinks that everything will remain the same as she starts her college classes, but that all changes when a new friend of hers introduces her to an attractive guy that she can't seem to get out of her head. Grayson Dark, a 22-year-old Alpha of his pack, has been searching for his mate since he turned 16. All hope is lost until one of his pack mates strolls into his home with the most magnificent scent- his mate's scent. After only slightly maiming his pack mate, it is revealed that his mate is close by- and human. Without understanding the supernatural world existing around her, Thea will have to learn to look past Grayson's faults- mainly his possessiveness and anger issues- while staying out of danger from unknown threats and learning her place at Grayson's side. Oh... and keeping her grades up. How hard can that be?

FYI: Screw Happily Ever Afters by TheBabyHeavenly

"I'll allow you the excitement of thinking you're safe from me." His hands grip my waist, holding me absolutely still. "And I'll allow you the thrill of being chased and hunted down." I feel a sharp prick in my flesh, the excruciating pain halting any further excitement. "But when I catch you, and I WILL catch you, only then will I allow you the pleasure of orgasming to a cock truly worthy of your cum." He smirks, licking his lips to rid them of my blood. "Just know once I leave," My voice is cold, harsher than my usual carefree chime. "You won't ever have the satisfaction of tasting me again." ---------------- Following the betrayal of her boyfriend, Milan Beckham vows to never seek out another relationship from a man again. This includes both sexual and romantic pursues with any werewolf carrying the X and Y chromosome. But after a fated encounter with Adonis Black, a ruthless alpha known for his animalistic tactics and primal ways, a bite changes everything. Now trapped with his claim on her neck, there's nowhere she can run that he won't find her. And a skilled hunter such as Adonis, seems to always catch his prey. With an insatiable hunger to devour his fleeting beauty. And the stubborn will to not find herself in the jaws of a feral beast. The two tango in a steamy game of cat-and-mouse, where the stakes are high and tension higher.

SILVER by Royo_Wiley

"That's not possible". "This doesn't make sense". "That can never happen". I couldn't help but laugh at the rumors. Well ... It might not be that bad right? ------------------------------------------------------ This book contains strong language, strong sex scenes, humor(some humor is dirty), and fantasy. Just read to find out more....! Please don't copy from my book.

The Alpha's Rogue ✔️ by SeaOfGlass

"So tell me, Rogue, how would you like to be killed? A slit to your throat, your heart ripped out, or how about a silver bullet to your brain?" "Kiss me first, Alpha. Then I'll let you do whatever you like to me." His confidence made her heart skip a beat. "You'd take my first kiss?" "You'd take my only life?" he replied, his hazel eyes boring into hers. He made a disgusting amount of sense. So when a wave of daring washed over her, the Alpha knelt in front of him and placed her lips on his. Sparks. _____ Alpha Savannah is always up for a laugh, pranking her command and joking with her pack members. But when she gets called to the western border of her territory to deal with a group of rogues, it is no prank. Especially when she finds out just who the leader of the rogues is- the most wanted criminal wolf among all packs and rogues. Savannah has heard the rumors, and seen the trail of destruction he leaves behind wherever he goes. Now she finally meets this enigmatic wolf face to face. And realises he means something more to her than she ever expected. ________ Book 3 in The Alphas Territory series, but can be read standalone. ***REGULAR UPDATES EVERY FRIDAY *** 🌹♥️🌹

Sweet Spot by TheFeveredBookaholic

Sierra Lancaster has had an agonizingly mediocre life. She grew up in a happy home, made loyal friends, graduated college, and is now pursuing her dream of running her own bakery. Boring, right? A story like this wouldn't be one for the books. At least not until you bring a hot neighbour into the mix. A tall, brooding, shredded (like, wash your clothes on those abs shredded), and wildly successful sports agent. Interested yet? It gets better. Said neighbour isn't just a rando, but Sierra's childhood nemesis that made her formerly chubby days a living hell. Now we're talking, aren't we? Holden Rey has always been the golden boy. Holden...golden...you following? You'd think the bitchy universe would do its job and throw some karma his way but to no avail. Not only has he got it all, but he knows it too. He also still has it out for Sierra and resumes being a jack-ass of epic proportions (and his ass ain't his only epic proportion) as soon as he realizes who the new girl next door is. It's the same old story with these two except this time, there's unwilling attraction and sexual tension underneath all the hate. Is it just lust or does the bitchy universe actually have a plan? So maybe this story is one for the books after all. *A hilarious, enemies-to-lovers, romantic standalone. Rated 18+ due to mature content. All rights reserved to TheFeveredBookaholic.*

Nerdy Sex Goddess [COMPLETED] by hismayaa

Warning: Mature and Graphic Content. In which a nerd and her soon to be brother gets closer than they're supposed to. Rich, strikingly handsome, blessed in all the right places, always with a different girl Ryan wanted nothing to do with his pure soon to be sister Sofia. "All that pure shit", he would repeatedly say. But when Ryan finds out that Sofia isn't really just your average nerd but a sex goddess with the same sex drive as him, things did a complete 180. The first time they had taboo sex behind their mother's back, it was clear that that wasn't the end of it. "Its just sex", Sofia told Mr. Butler. He would always give her a look then repeat his notorious line "You're playing with fire Sofie and when that fire is out, someone will be burnt." Rankings as of June 24th •••••••••••••••••••• #1 - StepSiblings #2 - Naughty #1 - Humour #137 - Adult content #207 - Teen Fiction N e r d y • S E X • G o d d e s s

Little Bite Luna by Amarazor_

She isn't short. She is bite sized. Anita Rosaline Nightshade has always been small. 4'11 height but a 6'7ft attitude. She might be small, but she sure is feisty. But no one knows of the feisty little beast, because no one ever made her angry. Until he steps in... **** "Stop picking me up!" I whined, pouting. His eyes turned a shade darker as a small smirk played at his lips. He bent down and kissed my cheek. "I can't, your so tiny." I huffed, crossing my arms. "I'm not tiny. I'm average." "More like bite sized." He laughed. "I will call you My little bite size Anita." But everyone knew she was the Little Bite Luna.

The Bad Boy's Kid | completed by tinxla

People say sex is for people who are in a loving relationship, but you can't help it if you're intoxicated. Cassie Matthews has a one night stand with the bad boy of her school, Jacob Hays. She doesn't tell him she got pregnant by him as she never thought she would see him again. Three years down the line, he shows up out of nowhere. Upon finding out he's the father of her child, he wants to get to know his little princess. But with Jacob being involved with drugs and some very bad people, can Cassie risk the safety of her daughter? Oh, let's not forget, can she resist his bad boy charm? Well, we'll have to find out, won't we? -- Highest rank in Romance: #764 (4th September 2016)

Angry, Oblivious, Alpha by quedarse

Cass is a normal She-Wolf. Except that she has not found her mate three months after her eighteenth birthday. There's this guy... Tall, handsome, the young Alpha of her pack - and a complete arsehole. And then Cass finds out: Asshole might be her mate. A love story with a lot of teasing, some romantic spice and a bit of swearing. So if you are too young, reconsider reading, your mind might get dirty ;) Slight trigger warning for violence Leave a comment and rate if you like. Enjoy! Some of the Top 10 Rankings: - 01.08.2024 # 6 love - 12.09.2024 # 1 teasing - 14.09.2024 - 25.09.2024 # 1 teasing Du kannst es auch auf Deutsch lesen: Aufbrausend, Ahnungslos, Alpha Copyright @ quedarse, all right reserved

Those Darn Sexy Kidnappers by Ilikebigboooks

Cassie Claire was in for quite the pickle. She and her bevy of BFFs decide to go to the store one morning, but little did she know that she was about to meet one sexy, sexy man. Like in a romance movie, they locked eyes, and the whole world came to a screeching halt. What happened next wasn't as similar to a romance movie. He put a gun to her head And kidnapped her.

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The Dark Side of the Moon

"Fuck, baby. You can't say things like that to me. I want to, also. Trust me." His hand snakes down my body until he enters two of his fingers into my wet center. I can only moan in response. "However," he kisses my neck possessively, finding the right spot to drive me crazy. "I need to build you up to that." He pushes his fingers in and out of me, hitting deeper and deeper as his strokes become longer and harder and faster. "You feel that? My fingers deep in your pussy that's dripping for me?" He licks the side of my neck as my breaths come out in short pants. "My dick is going to stretch you out so much more. When I finally fuck you, you're going to be sore for days. And you're going to love it." ---------- Thea Brooks, an 18-year-old college student, lives her life by a schedule. She has school, homework, her job at the Coffee shop where she drinks way too much caffeine to be healthy, and the rest of the time she is watching her little sister while her mother is at work. She thinks that everything will remain the same as she starts her college classes, but that all changes when a new friend of hers introduces her to an attractive guy that she can't seem to get out of her head. Grayson Dark, a 22-year-old Alpha of his pack, has been searching for his mate since he turned 16. All hope is lost until one of his pack mates strolls into his home with the most magnificent scent- his mate's scent. After only slightly maiming his pack mate, it is revealed that his mate is close by- and human. Without understanding the supernatural world existing around her, Thea will have to learn to look past Grayson's faults- mainly his possessiveness and anger issues- while staying out of danger from unknown threats and learning her place at Grayson's side. Oh... and keeping her grades up. How hard can that be?