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- LETTURE 95
- Voti 7
- Parti 9
In corso7m
Ultima pubblicazione mar, dic 1, 2020
All the angst, crackhead, and softness in me vomited into this journal of sorts.
Warning: it gets crazy up in da house
But like srsly if my offensive jokes get to you I'm sorry but uh- they still pretty funny so uhhhhhhhhh yeah
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Nat returns to campus for her senior year of college. Something's in the air - is it anxiety? Is it pot fumes drifting out of someone's dorm window? Is it Old Town Road, dancing on the breeze? Ope, nope, it's just hope (haha) that maybe, just maybe, a certain friendship with a certain someone might turn into something more. *** YA romcom/murder mystery because why not? Marked mature for language and mention of suicide. *** Excuse the cringey description, I don't usually write this kind of YA.Completa
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"𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑒. 𝑁𝑜 𝑜𝑛𝑒, 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝐺𝑜𝑑, 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑚𝑒. 𝑆𝑜 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑛?" 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭, "𝑁-𝑛𝑜...𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒-" "𝑄𝑢𝑖𝑒𝑡, 𝑘𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑒,". 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. /ON THE OTHER HAND / "𝑆𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑢𝑛𝑐𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑛𝑜 𝑖𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝐿𝑖𝑙𝑦'𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡𝑠?" 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝. "𝑆-𝑠𝑖𝑟! 𝑊𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑡, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑦 𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑘...𝑠𝑜 𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑦," T𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝. "𝑈𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢! 𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑥 𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔. 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝐿𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝐼 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡," 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐭. *Shot*
𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕.
"𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶︱𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ︱𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 30 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ︱𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶" ~ A NYC LOVE STORYCompleta
pretty quaint.
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Dear you,
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missing assignments
some shit i wrote in high schoolCompleta
I am careless
⚠️WARNING⚠️: Grammar errors Sp1cy Su1c1de Eating dis0rd3r Anxi3ty issuesCompleta
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⚠️ ⚠️WARNING WARNING WARNING⚠️⚠️ Adult content Language *DO NOT READ IF YOU EASILY GET OFFENDED* *DO NOT REPORT* Stubborn, Love, Insecure, Feelings . . . Fuck That, Nvm just stay Nonchalant it's the best thing going anyways.Completa
Nat returns to campus for her senior year of college. Something's in the air - is it anxiety? Is it pot fumes drifting out of someone's dorm window? Is it Old Town Road, dancing on the breeze? Ope, nope, it's just hope (haha) that maybe, just maybe, a certain friendship with a certain someone might turn into something more. *** YA romcom/murder mystery because why not? Marked mature for language and mention of suicide. *** Excuse the cringey description, I don't usually write this kind of YA.
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