The Book of Classic Filipino Jokes
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Complete, First published Apr 10, 2018
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Classical filipino jokes na kahit sabihin mong matagal nang napasikat eh mapapatawa kaparin sa tuwing mababasa mo ito :)

So ano pang hinihintay nyo spread the sense of humor and laugh.

Always remember, Laughter is the best Medicine :)

Paalala lang po na hindi ko po pagmamayari ang mga jokes na ito, ikinompile ko lang ito para sa ikaliligaya ng mga tao. The jokes belong to their rightful owners :)
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I Love You since 1892 (Published by ABS-CBN Books) cover
MPMMN 2: Still In Love cover
DHS #4: Beating Loudly cover
Rated SPG ka ba? cover
My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 2) cover
Project: Yngrid cover
Chasing Hell (PUBLISHED) cover
The Billionaire's Obsession cover
Instant Mommy Ako? (PUBLISHED under Pop Fiction) cover
Good night, Enemy (Published under PSICOM) cover
The Friendly Wedding (Season 1 & 2) - Published cover
"Defend Me, Attorney." (Law Series #1) cover
JB1: The Cold Hearted Father [BXB] [√] cover
Ang Mutya Ng Section E cover
RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN (Completed) cover
Hell University (PUBLISHED) cover
A Hundred Billion Worth cover
Kiss Back And You're Mine (PUBLISHED under PSICOM) cover

I Love You since 1892 (Published by ABS-CBN Books)

56 parts Complete

Si Carmelita Montecarlos ay ang bunsong anak ng pinakamayamang angkan sa San Alfonso. Habang si Juanito Alfonso naman ay ang anak ng pinakamaimpluwensiya at makapangyarihang gobernadorcillo. Itinadhana silang mag-ibigan na pinagtibay ng kasunduan. Nakatakda silang ikasal sa ika-dalawampung kaarawan ni Carmelita. Ngunit sa mismong araw ng kanilang engrandeng kasal ay binaril si Juanito. At hindi na nalaman pa kung sino ang may sala nito. Inakala ng lahat na doon na nagtapos ang kanilang masaklap na kuwento. Na gaya ng kanilang mga kaluluwa ay sumasalangit na rin ang naudlot na pag-iibigan nilang dalawa. Ang hindi nila alam, may ibang plano ang tadhana. The laws of nature will bend. After more than 104 years, Carmela, the fourth generation of the Montecarlos clan will be born on a leap year - sa parehong araw ng kapanganakan ni Carmelita. A short trip to San Alfonso for her 20th birthday will give her rebellious life a whimsical twist. Through a diary, she'll go back in time. And the Carmela of 2016 will meet Juanito of 1892. Next story to read after ILYS1892: 1. Our Asymptotic Love Story 2. Bride of Alfonso Book Cover by: ABS-CBN Publishing Started: June 01, 2016 Completed: April 27, 2017

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