Jake's Quotes
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Complete Mon, Jul 2, 2018<5 mins
This is just to make people laugh and enjoy their day/evening by ruining my baby brother's reputation of being an absolute idiot all the time but he's an adorable idiot. And this probably makes no sense what so ever so I'm just going to stop talking now...
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