ASOUE different alternate ending

This is Inspired by all the writers who wrote ASOUE endings. First, I must tell you, that in this story, I have someone for Duncan! Forgive me if I make mistakes, this is my first story, and it's been a while since I've read the books. Also, it might not be very good, but I will let you be the judge of that. I don't know, maybe it's good. All of the characters in here belong to Lemony Snicket, except for one. I want to keep that characters name a surprise until later. Actually, there are two more later on after the one I just said: Ashton and Lynn. I do not like the name Ashton, so I don't know why I used it. I am also sorry for the lack of separating the story into paragraphs, but the later chapters will be in paragraphs. Thank you!