Good 'ol Crack book
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"I think I'm gay." I say, leaving out the part about my... exposing dream about him last night. I watched his expression, waiting for some sign that he was angry. I waited for him to call me a faggot, to curse me off and tell me he never wanted to see me again. Instead, I was greeted with his perfect toothy smile. "That's great man, I'm of proud you." He says, patting my arm as he stuffed another cracker in his mouth. "It takes some real balls to come out to someone." He says, his beautiful green eyes blazing into mine. I felt myself become flustered at his gaze. "Uh, Yeah, Thanks." I stumbled out, "You're not mad?" I ask. His expression turns to hurt as he crinkles his eyebrows. "Why the hell would I be mad?" He asks, hesitating on the crackers and pushing them away. "I just thought-it's just- well... you just always seem so pissed when someone mentions the word gay." I spit out words, scared for his reaction. He sighs, "That doesn't fucking mean I hate gays. Normally when I do that it's because someone's using the word 'gay' to hate on them, it just pisses me off, you know?" He asks, bringing the crackers back into his lap and biting into them. "Plus-" He adds on, "You're my best friend, if anything, you being gay is a blessing. I'll always support you." He says, glancing at me through the side of his eyes. I look away, towards the door to hide the crimson blush that I feel spread over my face. "Thanks." I all but squeak out. And that's the day I realized, I have a faint crush on my best friend. <><><><><< THIS BOOK IS BEING *MAJORLY* EDITED. THERES LOTS OF SPELLING MISTAKES AND NAME MIX UPS, SOME CHAPTERS WILL BE REWRITTEN Also, Please don't be mean to the characters, they aren't even close to perfect, but they don't deserve hate.Complete
𝐊𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 | 𝐣𝐣𝐛𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐮.
All you wanted was to be on time for the first day of your last year of high school. Unfortunately for you, bizarre things are happening in your beloved town, Morioh, and some green arrow wannabe shoots you with an arrow! Yeah, that happened, and now you got some freaky ass ghost that's apparently taken the form of your greatest fear. A blessing and a curse, because even though he's freaky as fuck- - 𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙨. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ♤𝐉𝐉𝐁𝐀 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐔𝐍𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄♡ 𝘍𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘵! 𝘝𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴! 𝘊𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘧𝘪𝘤! 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘦! 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴!
𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬;𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘤.
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Sheath (Technoblade x Reader)
𝓐 𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕤, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟, 𝕒 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕒 𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥, 𝕚𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕟𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙. ◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈ "𝕎𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣?" "𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕀 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕗𝕖." ◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈ Technoblade x Reader ◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈◆◈ I'm so sorry to the people who know me and are reading this. Please feel free to print, translate, and share this story to others. It's meant to be shared ❤️Complete
chrysalism | 𝐁𝐍𝐇𝐀
irls if ur here piss off /lh 𝘆/𝗻 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘂.𝗮 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗲𝘄𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗺𝘆 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗸. 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱, 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗱, 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴. Lᴏᴡᴇʀᴄᴀsᴇ Iɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ : 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 : - 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 - 𝘀𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 - 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗷𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀 〜✯〜 Sᴛᴀᴛᴜs: 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: 30/4/18 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱: read latest chapterComplete
(OLD VERSION) FUTURE QUEEN % tomura shigaraki
i wrote this at 2am in the morning when i was 15 so if you do decide to read this, it has the most atrocious grammatical errors, the sloppiest development, and a crazy amount of cliche. so yeah :P
ace ventura x reader (hot)
crackfic-esque. writing this bc im hyperfixated on these stupid movies and i have no other outlet for said hyperfixation. pls help me. this takes place in between the first and second movies. the reader's appearance isn't ever described so this is poc friendly, all-body types friendly, all that good stuff. gender neutral aside from one joke that could suggest reader is afab but it's never brought up again. warning for language and innuendos/dirty jokes ig. idk if u already watched the ace ventura movies you'll be fine. afab reader but gender neutral mostly. fanfiction is written in all-lowercase (sorry im working on rewriting with proper capitalization) but there shouldnt be any grammar/spelling mistakes otherwise. (the best written crackfic this town has ever seen) 30k words totalComplete
it's a metaphor for consumerism, i think
pathologic crackfic of fun and doom and sadness Im a new girl on the block.. New and fresh and free of life. Im crazy. I dont fit in. Im also IN the apathologic as per my current playthrough (its not going well fyi) The feds said write what u want.. Well... im doin it.. Im writing a self insert of a new caliber.. I AM Y/N. oh hes 2d? daniil dankovsky.. Artemis... Spin around cross posted on ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/57131101/chapters/145308277Complete
"I think I'm gay." I say, leaving out the part about my... exposing dream about him last night. I watched his expression, waiting for some sign that he was angry. I waited for him to call me a faggot, to curse me off and tell me he never wanted to see me again. Instead, I was greeted with his perfect toothy smile. "That's great man, I'm of proud you." He says, patting my arm as he stuffed another cracker in his mouth. "It takes some real balls to come out to someone." He says, his beautiful green eyes blazing into mine. I felt myself become flustered at his gaze. "Uh, Yeah, Thanks." I stumbled out, "You're not mad?" I ask. His expression turns to hurt as he crinkles his eyebrows. "Why the hell would I be mad?" He asks, hesitating on the crackers and pushing them away. "I just thought-it's just- well... you just always seem so pissed when someone mentions the word gay." I spit out words, scared for his reaction. He sighs, "That doesn't fucking mean I hate gays. Normally when I do that it's because someone's using the word 'gay' to hate on them, it just pisses me off, you know?" He asks, bringing the crackers back into his lap and biting into them. "Plus-" He adds on, "You're my best friend, if anything, you being gay is a blessing. I'll always support you." He says, glancing at me through the side of his eyes. I look away, towards the door to hide the crimson blush that I feel spread over my face. "Thanks." I all but squeak out. And that's the day I realized, I have a faint crush on my best friend. <><><><><< THIS BOOK IS BEING *MAJORLY* EDITED. THERES LOTS OF SPELLING MISTAKES AND NAME MIX UPS, SOME CHAPTERS WILL BE REWRITTEN Also, Please don't be mean to the characters, they aren't even close to perfect, but they don't deserve hate.
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