Good 'ol Crack book
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Last published Sat, Jun 29, 2019
This bitch has crack fics of X Readers, didnt want em? well gl crusty featherfuckers
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uh Idk if its offensive but buckle up and remove that cockring that you've got for the past 4 days
we got uh
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I only update when Im having a mental breakdown in final exams xoxo
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