An adventure of pointless proportions
Jsbbbs
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  • Parts 4
  • Time 10m
Jsbbbs
Ongoing, First published Apr 11, 2018
fantasyhumorknightmonstersparodyprincess
A small group of average terrible warriors are tasked with saving a princess and killing an evil king. They will need help from another princess to do this.
Wow thats so sterotypical i might just barf.
 ( shut up narrator this is my story)
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