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The perspective of a doormat

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In a normal street was a not so normal house. The windowsills are yellow and placed in artistic places. The grass is cut to a strange hight and a bit zig zaggy. In the very middle of the orange roof is a purple chimney with stripes and spots everywhere. The house it's self is tall and fat. Usually tall and thin is normal in houses but not this one. The door is the biggest object in sight.

It's red, pink, blue, orange and green. The doorknob is brass, and shaped like a pineapple. Then to top it of there is a brown and black doormat. Just a very simple doormat. The doormat feels very strongly that it is being mistreated and disrespected. Imagine how dirty this house would be if it wasn't there! The house would be filthy!! A lizard lies on the road, suntanning it's cold blooded skin. "Hey doormat! Wanna come over here? Oh yeah, you cant! haha!" The lizard yells.

"Asshole." The doormat yells back.

As you can probably tell, this doormat has no manners whatsoever.All Rights Reserved

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