Realistic? More Like Insanity!

(I do not own Undertale, 'If Undertale Was Realistic', or the cover. They belong to their respectful owners. I only own my OCs and this story. This is based off of a Undertale parody called 'If Undertale Was Realistic' that is on Youtube. Only, instead of Frisk falling into this insane underground filled with annoying Monsters, it's my OC's Hope Honey and Nicole Nemesis.)

Hope Honey was firm in her belief that this was all Nicole's fault. Nicole just HAD to get drunk and not listen to her. Hope told her that it was a bad idea for her to go up the mountain, tried to tell Nicole that she was drunk and tried to walk her back to their apartment. But, no. Nicole, in all her drunk glory, had decided to say "Fuck it!", go up the mountain that is said to have made children disappear and/or die, and make Hope go after her in worry and concern. Because Hope was a good friend damn it, and that meant making sure that your drunk friends don't die via stupidity.

And, because of her being such a good friend, when Hope saw Nicole falling, she reached out to grab her, falling into this giant ass hole - that Nicole should have noticed - with her friend into a place that had no common sense. It might have been the love, the compassion in her that made Hope stay friends with Nicole, but it also could have been her oblivious, air headed nature as well.

So, now because of ALL that, Hope and Nicole have to deal with a stalking flower, a mother goat with a snail obsession, two skeletons that will not take a hint in that the two are not interested in them in any way, shape or form, a bipolar fish with a weird catchphrase that gains a crush on one of them, a awkward yellow dinosaur that cyber stalks them and they need to block/mute, a robot that looks and sounds like a stereotype but is not a stereotype, a spineless king that has some weird hobbies/likes, and too much insanity that is slowly going to drive them to murder if they don't get out of the Underground any time soon.