why IKEA is the worst hardware store
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MatureComplete Fri, Apr 13, 2018<5 mins
personally ikea is th worst furniture store i once put my dick in a toaster (just to try it out uno? like a normie) bUT I WAS RUDELY ESCORTED OUT AND MANSPLAINED BY THE GUARD AT SAID HARDWARE STORE SO IN CONCLUSIONS BUNNINGS > IKEA thank u
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