"I hope he gives you the world."
"Trust me, he'd give me the moon if he could lasso it down."
///in which dan and phil grow up together, but life doesn't exactly go as planned///
"because as you know all too well, my dear phil, i sometimes want you to just drop dead."
"ah, but you see, the feeling is mutual, howell."
|serialkiller!phil x depressed!dan|
|lowercase intended|