Yo, wassup fuckers?
I'm very starightforward and brutally honest, expect nothing less from me.
I don't mean any offense if I refer to you as hoes, bitches, fuckers, etc.
I am simply greeting you how I would greet my friends, it's like I'm that blank face, meme obsessed friend, not to toot my own horn, but I am. It's not like I am, I really fucking am.
I love swearing, but it won't always be in my rants, so I got some clean ones that you can read to your mother's and complain about me with.
Alright, hope you enjoy the book. Have a good time, whoop dee do.
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.