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Well, shit.

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Reads 250
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Parts 23
Time 9h 26m

Averagecrazychic

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Being hit by a bus wasn't on her to-do list that day. Neither was waking up in the Sea of Rhûn, being sold into slavery, and popping out a child with moonlight in her eyes. But, alas, stranger things have happened ( spoiler alert: IT NEVER HAD).

Emilia's trying to figure out how to survive in this weird, ancient world where everyone's got long, unpronounceable names and a suspicious love of slapping her in the face. She's only just trying to find her footing being a single mother-while avoiding angry Gondorians, making awkward small talk in a language she doesn't speak, and, oh yeah, figuring out who exactly she's supposed to be in a world that didn't ask for her.

Also, Ents are fucking cool.All Rights Reserved

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Blood Upon The Snow ||| Cregan Stark by naerysa

Cregan Stark/OC - NOT self insert SMUT teehee-characters are aged up and any smut that happens is with them of age Jacaera Velaryon, twin to Jacaerys Velaryon. Second in line to the Throne, born the spitting image of her great-grandmother Alyssa. She's always by her brother's side. But one word plagues them as they grow: bastard. It is ignored. They try to ignore it. But there are uncles to remind them of the word. Uncles that they train with, that they're supposed to be close with and love. Jacaera is not so lucky. She is cursed. Because one of her uncles takes an unwelcome interest in his child niece. Terrorizes her until there is nothing but fear. It is this that prompts a move. A relocation with their newest baby brother. Peace after an eventful funeral. But then feelings resurface. Fights at dinner. And Rhaenyra is usurped by the very same uncle that terrorized Jacaera. She will do anything to garner support for the rightful Queen. Treat with any Lords she must. There is one, however, that she might take more of a special interest in. One that could win the war. One beautiful northerner. Lord Cregan Stark. She needs his support. Among other things. Jacaera will have his support. And she will win the war for her mother or die trying.

Familiarity ||| Jacaerys Velaryon by naerysa

Jace/Female OC -NOT A SELF INSERT SMUT A bit of a Cregan Stark side story. He pleases BOTH of his dragons. That's all I'm gonna say about that. Precursory for new readers: this was written after season one of HOTD, I will not be changing anything when season 2 comes out. Also ages are not my strong suite and may be inconsistent but any smut happens when they're both of age Daemon swore a child could never grow in the venomous pit that was his bronze bitch in the Vale. It was the sense of humour of the Gods to give Rhea Royce a child the very image of her absent husband's own mother. An even further mockery of the Royce line was the carbon copy attitude Alyssa Targaryen was gifted from her father. "𝘈𝘭𝘺𝘴𝘴𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘋𝘢𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯; 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤." His little dragon, his child to a fault. And there were many. But Alyssa was ever her father's daughter. Eternally loyal to her family, breaker of law and tradition, and eager to cause as much upset in any capacity it is provided to her. She has tastes and desires that are satisfied no matter what the poor Septas have tried to tell her. Alyssa is Daemon Targaryens child. She will never turn her back on her family. She will defend Rhaenyra's honour as fiercely as if it was her own. Jacaerys Velaryon finds himself a fortunate ally to Alyssa Targaryen. His sense of duty and sacrifice do not go unnoticed by the fiery and impulsive daughter of the Rogue Prince. She has the fire to burn their enemies to the ground. He has the breeze to fan the flame brighter or the structure to keep the fire contented. *** "I fear for the men of the realm when she grows into a woman." Daemon shook his head. "I fear only for myself." ***

WINDS OF CHANGE ~ JACAERYS VELARYON by fruitsnacccs

"Blood of the Old runs thick... the winds of change will stir..." Why the Doom of Valyria occurred had been a mystery to all across Essos and Westeros, apart from the Maeralys family, Sovereigns of Mantarys, Tolos and Elyria. Three city-states in the northeastern reach of the Valyrian peninsula. Currently ruled by a Queen of 8 and 10 and her three elder siblings, they are a well-hidden secret to all across the Narrow Sea, including House Targaryen. Having been granted a power only known before the eruption of the Fourteen Flames, Selaena finds herself in Westeros, turning the tide of the Dance of Dragons and wearing a golden crown she had once seen in a dream. OR A story of the daughter of the secret last King of Valyria and the runaway Targaryen Princess, and her time in the Seven Kingdoms. ~ Jacaerys Velaryon x OC (SLOWBURN) House of the Dragon AU (DISCLAIMER! This obviously will NOT fully follow the plot of ASOIAF/Fire & Blood. All characters and plot from the aforementioned works belong to GRRM, and were not created by me unfortunately. HOWEVER, all new characters and story lines are of my own creation from my mind palace.)

The Stow Away by AuthorTaylorJade

Melanie is a young mermaid, just turning into a woman, who is kicked out of her family for certain beliefs about humans. She now has no home, and no family. She later finds out she can have legs, but doesn't know she can only have them for a certain amount of time. After finding nowhere to live in the ocean, she ventures into the human world in hopes of finding a new home where she will be accepted. She finds the human world scary yet interesting at the same time, she lives there for weeks, without anyone finding out her secret, but that all changes. One day while walking through the small town she has come to love she walks into a young man, quite literally. Axton ends up spilling his drink on her and takes her to his home in hopes of making amends, as they do live in a small town and will bump into each other quite often. Lets not forget the fact that he finds her absolutely breathtakingly beautiful and enchanting. He ends up making amends as the Melanie is extremely forgiving and is curious about this handsome young man. They start to get to know each other better and soon fall in love, but Axton doesn't know about her secret. What happens when one day she turns back into her true form, and is dependent on Axton saving her? How is Axton going to react? Will he help her or leave and reject her like her family did only months ago?

War of hearts by Phoenix1queen

An Aemond Targaryen love story. Her name is Visenya Targaryen/Valaryon , second to her name. Her Mother is Rhaenyra and her "father" is Leanor Valaryon. Aemond and Visenya were friends once. But when he called her brother bastards and raised a stone at Jace's head, her younger brother Luke took out his left eye. Visenya's heart grew bitter with her uncle. But he doesn't give up her. Will she forgive him? Will they become friends or more? Or will they become enemies? She'll be at war with her heart. And she'll have to choose a side. What side will she choose? . . . . . Based of House of the dragon. I haven't read the books, so my knowledge come from the show and tiktokers whom have read the books and give me simple info. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters expect Visenya, second of her name, and her dragon.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫 - 𝐀𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐞𝐧 ᵉᵈⁱᵗᵉᵈ by wifeyymaraunders1

edited: 11/27/25 - 11/30/25 ﾟ+*:ꔫ:* 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 Alicendria Targaryen, The 𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔯. The 𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔞𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔢 is 𝔦𝔫𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 with her nephew, the 𝔬𝔫𝔢-𝔢𝔶𝔢𝔡 𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢. How could someone so perfect be inlove with someone who is 𝖗𝖚𝖙𝖍𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖘, 𝖍𝖔𝖙-𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉, 𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖋𝖚𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊? Growing up she did not care of falling inlove with someone and having children. Despite being the sister of the king, a princess, she was a free woman. She is love by many. She is the 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔪'𝔰 𝔯𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔧𝔢𝔴𝔢𝔩. She did not care about love, she was against of falling inlove with someone who she's related to or she was. ·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:· "Everything will be alright, 𝖒𝖞 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌." She said as she kissed his hands in comfort. "I lost an eye. Aegon will start laughing at me again. Not because I do not have a dragon, but because I lost an eye." Aemond said burying his head on his aunt's neck. "Oh my poor boy, I shall have Ser Farris find you the most beautiful sapphire and we shall place the sapphire on your right eye just like what Ser Symeon Star-Eyes did." Alicendria said as she caressed her nephew's hair. "Do you remember that story, hm? About Ser Symeon who lost his eyes on battle and he decided to replace it with sapphires instead" She said as she kissed his hair and started to get up from his bed. "Yes, he was a knight from the Age of Heroes." Aemond replied. "Good, now darling get some rest" She said. Trigger Warning Story contains: 𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖌 language, 𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌, 𝖘𝖒𝖚𝖙, 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉, and mentions

Sweeter Than Evil ||| Cregan Stark by naerysa

Cregan Stark/Targaryen OC *not a self insert* Timelines have been changed so ages better match up. OC and Cregan Stark are of similar ages and any smut happens with characters that are adults 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 For the first time since fleeing Old Valyria, Daenys is named to honour the woman who saved the Targaryen lineage from extinction. Unfortunately, the curse of foresight follows the name directly to the child who inherited it. Dragon dreams are not clear. There is no book on the subject, no sign to look for. Many do not believe the dreamers have ever existed. Daenys is cursed with the burden of dreams depicting destruction and the fall of her family. She is cursed with callings that cannot be ignored, a pull stronger than she can resist. Mad. Wicked. Insane. Defective. 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 The ways of Old Valyria were right to be destroyed in the Doom. Their blood magic and rituals are words Daenys will never repeat. But she will do what she must to preserve the legacy of her forefather no matter that it might leave her scarred, suffering, and alone. Until there is a man brave enough to stand by her side and embrace her as Daenys. Madness, dreams, blood magic, and all. Wolf and dragon. Ice and fire. Loyalty and sacrifice. 𝘜𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶

The Darkness We Hide by AHoleForAemond

Aemond Targaryen spent most of his life alone, being picked on by his own brothers and nephews constantly for being considered a "twat" or "freak", but not by his niece, Alyssa Arryn. Alyssa was his niece through his younger half sister, Princess Viserra Targaryen, and her husband, Lord Hubert Arryn. They were raised in two different parts of the world, never truly getting close, but she remained in his thoughts. She remained in his heart. One night he gets the courage to claim the almighty Vhagar for himself, but then horrors fill the caves of Driftmark...as well as the walls of the Eyrie. Horrors that would weaken House Targaryen for many, many years. Will the house of the dragon recover after such tragedies hit? Will Aemond be forever forced to only know Alyssa in his thoughts? Will Alyssa be strong enough to endure what the gods intend for her? ****A lot of OC's in this, and as usual High Valyrian dialogue is italicized**** ***This is my darkest story. I understand it might get a little too dark at times, but I will do my best to guide those that wanna skip those parts with my TW's so just remember. You were warned*** ***bring tissues. Y'all know I'm gonna make you cry***

I Just Pray For Your Fall ||| Cregan Stark by naerysa

Cregan Stark/OC - Obligatory NOT self insert I just like making unique characters not in the show/book. Smut, of course. :) ⚠️Warnings: mention/description of miscarriage!!, pregnancy, implied SA, harassment, groping, etc. be forewarned. Not all of this happens to the mc, this is just a list of warnings for things that will be mentioned or referred to in the book so keep that in mind before you read. All characters 18 if there's smut I want to make it clear that my fancast for Cregan Stark is Leo Suter; specifically Leo Suter in Vikings Valhalla. That man is FINE. He is who I write these stories with in mind. * 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧 * Amara Tyrell was born to rule Highgarden. She knows she was. And yet... her father never stops pushing her mother for a proper heir. No matter how hard she works to prove herself, it is never enough. She will always be a pawn to move about the political chessboard of Westeros. On the night of the Harvest Masquerade, she meets someone that changes everything. A formidable Lord from the North who proves there is more to life than what she previously expected. But she is not so fortunate as to take the hand he offers. Her father has already decided her future upon the dream of every Tyrell Lord; royal blood in their lineage. There is an attempt at a happy marriage. But inner turmoil and feeling completely separated from her supposed family, Amara never quite settles into the life of royalty. Her heart yearns for something she can only find in the North. Until a second fated meeting goes entirely unexpected. A war will separate the briar and the wolf. She will be wronged by the one who is supposed to protect her endlessly. Amara will not forgive. And she will not forget. A rose grows with thorns that must be forcibly removed. Missing any one of them could injure the beholder of its beauty. ***

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Cregan Stark/OC - NOT self insert SMUT teehee-characters are aged up and any smut that happens is with them of age Jacaera Velaryon, twin to Jacaerys Velaryon. Second in line to the Throne, born the spitting image of her great-grandmother Alyssa. She's always by her brother's side. But one word plagues them as they grow: bastard. It is ignored. They try to ignore it. But there are uncles to remind them of the word. Uncles that they train with, that they're supposed to be close with and love. Jacaera is not so lucky. She is cursed. Because one of her uncles takes an unwelcome interest in his child niece. Terrorizes her until there is nothing but fear. It is this that prompts a move. A relocation with their newest baby brother. Peace after an eventful funeral. But then feelings resurface. Fights at dinner. And Rhaenyra is usurped by the very same uncle that terrorized Jacaera. She will do anything to garner support for the rightful Queen. Treat with any Lords she must. There is one, however, that she might take more of a special interest in. One that could win the war. One beautiful northerner. Lord Cregan Stark. She needs his support. Among other things. Jacaera will have his support. And she will win the war for her mother or die trying.