Spring Rebirth [Irene x male reader]

☆"What would happen if the moon shifted closer to us? Would it cause a catastrophic emergency or only slightly shift us on our axis?"
"Well, I would suspect that it would at least damage us in some way. The tides might rise a few inches, and rivers and ponds would overflow."
"Aish, either you aren't the romantic type or my attempts at being a mysterious flirt suck. You couldn't even read in between the lines could you? Oh well, technically listen between the words, but you get the point."
"O-oh i'm s-sorr-"
"Hey, Y/N, you know that you being unromantic, geeky, and naïve is cute, but, you becoming all flustered is even better. So basically, be all of these things and act this way all the time. Just for me. No one else. Please only me. " ☆