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The Salamander
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Ongoing, First published Apr 18, 2018
Here lies a story of a terrible crime-fighter. The super-powered pyro-mutant Kenneth is a struggling office joe is out saving the city of Manila from small-time crooks to all-out terrorist attacks.

But when he faces a new adversary threatening to take away his powers, he must battle a flying bat-monkey statue, a megalomaniac businessman who wants the World's Best Villain mug, his struggling finances, and the wrath of his cute girlfriend (if she finds out who he is.) 

He is hunted by no law, but chaos. And chaos indeed. Call him whatever you like; the Bombastic Fire Hazard, or the Flame-Thrower, but he mostly just prefers the moniker; 'The Salamander'.
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They've survived explosions, kidnappings, and toaster wars. But now? Riku's facing something truly terrifying... middle schoolers. That's right - all ten of his grandkids are growing up, getting smarter, louder, and slightly more evil (in the cute way). Between juggling science projects that somehow explode, parent-teacher conferences that turn into hostage negotiations, and a family vacation that was peaceful... until the youngest one released a giant spider somewhere in the house, Riku's sanity is hanging by a thread - probably a webbed one. The house has turned into a full-blown sitcom of chaos: • Fid's trying to invent "anti-spider waffles" that somehow make things worse. • RJ's live-streaming everything like it's a reality show. • BYD keeps running DNA tests on the spider to "classify it as a roommate." • And Riku? He's sleeping with a flamethrower and a can of bug spray named Jeff. It's a family story about love, chaos, and eight-legged nightmares. Because when you're Riku - immortal lightning god, part-time babysitter, full-time disaster magnet - there's only one rule of survival: If it moves and has more than four legs... burn the whole house down and move. "I've fought demons, gods, and the embodiment of chaos... but I draw the line at spiders." - Riku