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inaccurate bangtan scenarios.
bang sihyuk: boys! you guys were invited to america to be interviewed by some girl working for this big awards show. pack your bags, we're leaving two days from today.
yoongi: oh, great. more whites.
taehyung: i don't even know how to speak english!
namjoon: if another one asks if "rap monster" is the name my mom gave me, i'm going to leave the interview
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