"Passive Agressive Character reviews" and other assorted Roleplay musings
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Last published Sun, Aug 26, 2018
Essentially, sometimes I'll just reveiw characters in RPs based on how they act.
A very mature book, full of very serious and mature opinions.
Except, you know, it's not. It's a joke, don't sue me!
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When I don't want to passive aggressively review characters, I'll passive aggressively write about other things I've thought about/learned in my admittedly limited time in the realm of digital RP.
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