God, Save ME ( Book 1 )

High school. It's really easy. At least I 'thot' it was. Haha... see what I did there? Anyways, there are 5 basic rules you need to live by if you want to be successful, and become a nurse or doctor something. My sister and her coven made up, and she of course passed high school and married a multi-billion dollar making machine, and became a CEO of a major company, and has two children, but we ARE NOT talking about her so let me finish. Ok, thank you.

These rules are extremely important if you really WANT to make it to college.

#1 If you are going to cheat on an assignment, befriend a nerd the FIRST day of school so they don't sabotage you AND your grade

#2 If you are dating someone, you have to let your bffs know first, and you at least need to be with them for 1/4 of the school year

#3 Do not party, and if you do, don't drink like a raging alcoholic

#4 Do not do drugs or smoke, or deal drugs, because you will get caught by the police, and even if you don't, your 'BFF's' WILL rat you out

#5 Never instigate people, or start fights

#6 Never loose your virginity to some football jock, or something because you WILL regret it for the end of eternity, or if you aren't a virgin, fu©k whoever you want!

#7 Do not solve a mystery or problem without your bff's involved, because you will get cut if you do

#8 Do not let some loser take over the kingdom, because of you do, shit will torpedo at the fan

#9 Treat your subjects well, and never neglect them, because bit©h, they WILL get revenge

#10 Be the sexy and beautiful queen you were always meant to be!

Freshman year was great, and the rules were VERY easy to stand by, but I really fu©ked up, I broke a few of the rules at the end of that year I earned my 'bad girl' reputation. And now I fu©ked things up for me even more, since I broke another rule, if that was possible, which probably isn't. Ok, I'll stop talking, but let me just take you along the ride of what the fu©k is going to happen in Sophomore year.Than