Are you a boy? Or are you a girl? Red starts out his Pokemon journey with this question. Embarrassing mistakes will be made, shops will be shoplifted and Ruby will get his very own fangirls after Justin Beiber kills Harry Styles. Crack will happen. Will Red ever finish his journey? Will Oak ever realise that A Hobo... *ahem* I mean Green is actually a boy? Will Professor Birch ever learn how to English? And will Ruby ever realise that he should have picked Articuno instead of Magikarp as his Pokemon partner? Well, if you were looking for those questions to be answered, you've probably come to the wrong place. But you should still read this, because they might be answered in like, chapter infinity or something. Haters gonna hate, has swearing and is COMPLETE CRACK. Enjoy!
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