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La nostra vita è spazzatura

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Quante figure di merda possono esistere?
Troppe.
E io e la mia amica Giulia vi narreremo tutte le nostre figure di merda.

*vocina velocissima*
Questo contenuto può causare deficienza senile ed ebetismo, leggere attentamente il foglio illustrativo.


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"Thats cute"Adrian said to me as he stifled a laugh, I leaned my head to one side in both a loss for words and out of utter confusion as i finally replied " What do you mean?" i asked, sounding beyond confused as he finally looked at me, With a slight bit of pity and coolness In his icy blue eyes as he replied "You think you have a choice, Well guess what..... You dont, Infact... None of us do drama queen " This is the Story of A Girl called Kora, And an anceint Prophecy that needs to be fulfilled. The question is... Will Kora and her new freinds rise up in valour and strength To protect the world that The anceint evil wants to reign destruction on? Or will Evil forces of power Prevail in their conquest of complete world domination? This book tells the tale of four young adolescents...and how they went from being typical teenagers .. To becoming world heroes... A heart broken girl with a mysterious past A Cold and distant boy with mom issues A Runaway who is Looking to Start a new life And a Younger Sister who is more then meets the eye. As well as a devilish father whos plot threatens to ruin or to fix everything... What Happens is up to our four heros... The choices they make from when they start their heroic quest...will determine the outcome.... Are you curious? To how it all starts and ends? Well then.... READ THE BOOK AND FIND OUT. "Amor Omnia Vincit" "She's Not my daughter.." She is Our Daughter" "I disown her then..." "Oh bloody hell you already practically abandoned her " Also guys. My book cover was designed by @Trollhunterlover26.