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La nostra vita è spazzatura

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alice disagio fdm giulia umorismo

Quante figure di merda possono esistere?
Troppe.
E io e la mia amica Giulia vi narreremo tutte le nostre figure di merda.

*vocina velocissima*
Questo contenuto può causare deficienza senile ed ebetismo, leggere attentamente il foglio illustrativo.


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