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La nostra vita è spazzatura

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Quante figure di merda possono esistere?
Troppe.
E io e la mia amica Giulia vi narreremo tutte le nostre figure di merda.

*vocina velocissima*
Questo contenuto può causare deficienza senile ed ebetismo, leggere attentamente il foglio illustrativo.


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Mirrors (2P!Axis x Reader x 2P!FACE) by burgersnscones

It has been a year since you moved to England, but your quiet afternoon is interrupted by a surprise party held by your human and "country" friends. As you celebrate your twenty-fourth birthday however, something unexpected happens and your world is turned upside down with another unexpected surprise. As you explore the darker side of the world, you're forced to confront your own inner demons. What will become of this Alice who goes through the looking-glass? "I've always been the 'unwanted one'. The one who keeps observing from the other side of the mirror. The one who keeps wanting what I could never have. But not this time. Just for once... Let me be my own person, I'm different from him. Can't you see that?" This is a SPIN-OFF, the original is Magnet. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia. Book cover was created by me using the following images: *Butterfly retrieved from: joyslife.com/free-butterfly-printable-how-to-use-with-silhouette-software/ *Spider web retrieved from: gallery.yopriceville.com/Free-Clipart-Pictures/Halloween-PNG-Pictures/Halloween_Large_Spider_Web_PNG_Clipart *Hands retrieved from: www.gettyimages.com/illustrations/human-hand

Efímero | His Legacy | Formula 1 by VPTS0607

"I am sick of everyone just expecting me to be fine because I have a better life, but money doesn't erase the trauma and abuse," I say mad. "Why can't people get that is okay to not be okay?" "If you are sick then stop giving a shit about what other people think you should be," says Charles carelessly. "If people think you should be okay by now and you are not, who cares? I don't, and you shouldn't. You shouldn't give a fuck about that shit as long as you are working on it, you don't need to listen to other people Xel." I look at him surprised. "What?" He asks. "Did Charles Leclerc just said the words 'shit' and 'fuck'" I say smiling, and he simply shakes his head. "Shut up," he says and then hugs me. "Thanks, Charles," I say genuinely. "Thank you for everything. I love you." He is surprised. "You are my brother," I say and smile at him. It's true, we may not share blood, but he is as much of a brother to me as Jules was once to me. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Axel had a half-brother, Jules Bianchi. The father of Jules (Phillipe Bianchi) got divorced of his mother and had a one night stand with a Mexican women which got pregnant. Nine months later she died giving birth a to girl which she named Axel. Phillipe never appeared in the picture as the father, so Axel lived her life in a orphanage. Phillipe died when Axel was 4 and that's when Jules discovers she has a half-sister. DISCLAIMER: This is not a love story between the protagonist and Charles Leclerc or Jules Bianchi. She will have a love interest but it is not an F1 driver.

MAD WOMAN by catherinethewilliams

My sister has always attracted the wrong crowd who didn't hesitate to take advantage of her meek heart. Right from small, Zikora's naïvety always made me fight with every single one of her 'friends'. I have never been comfortable with any of her so-called friendships. Not even the one she was in at the moment with her new roommate. Funny enough was that I actually liked their relationship. It was pure, true, and more of a sisterhood. For the first time in history, Zikora made a true friend. I inwardly approved of the friendship, when the girl in question, didn't think twice in lunging a frying pan at my little sister's ex-boyfriend. And I know as you're reading this, you may ask yourself, what was my issue then? My issue wasn't with the friendship, but the babe herself. Her appearance reminded me of that Disney princess that had the complexion of a vampire. Snow White, very innocent looking creature. But that girl was the definition of a werey in disguise. Chineke ekwela! And I know you've already started judging me as the problematic character already. I am not problematic, she is. You may begin to think that okay I'm probably overreacting. Oga, Aunty, I am not overreacting. On the first day of meeting her, this babe carried her old fashioned okrika shoe that looked like it suffered for nineteen years, and threw it at the glass of my car while I was driving. Aunty, ha si na hel zipụ gị, ma-ọbụ site n'oké ọhịa ọjọọ dị n'obodo m? {did they send you from hell, or from the evil forest in my village?} That one is her business sha. She should just carry her small bum bum and stay on her own, because she's really getting on my nerves. I don't blame her, because she knows she's fine. That's why she's doing all this bullshit. But all that I know is using the word 'mad' in a sentence, I would say; Biboere Mirabel Madagascar is a MAD WOMAN. Come and fight me.

The Mafia Lord And His Forbidden Princess ( SAMPLE ) ✓ by butterfleoge

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TAINTED by Ella_Chae

"Who told you to lay on my bed little girl?" I heard a deep comanding voice said from the door. "Well you were not here and it's not customary to keep your guests waiting so I decided to make myself comfortable" I responded with a smirk. "So you think this is funny or acceptable?" He said with his voice clearly annoyed and irritated. "Are you irritated your highness?" "I see you are mocking me again" "Non-sense, I am just addressing you with respect in regards to your position in this household" "What are you playing at little girl?" "I take offence to being called little girl, your grace" "Are you not a little girl?" "The same little girl you had dressed in this lingerie to look sexy for you so you can get a hard on and push your cock inside of?" "Fair point" He said as he threw his head back laughing. I didn't see what was funny so I couldn't join in with him. "Are you a virgin ummm......what's your name again?? Vogue?" He said with a smirk. It was his turn to be saucy. So he think he is cute eh? Well let's see about that. "Your close, it's Voshé" I said with a smile. _ _ A very angry and mostly evil italian who was paid to get rid of a family, and sucessfully did so, inherited alot of riches and began to involve himself with his father's dark mafia business. His name was Lorenzio Francesco Rossio. Everyone saw him as a heartless greek god who seems to be immortal. There must be something that even the devil is afraid of........ - - Voshéllisa is a suicidal girl whose family was killed by the instruction of the former papa Lorenzio Snr. She was raised in a training home. The girl had a darkness looming over her from the moment she felt as though she lost everything, but what happens when you put two darkness together?? Isnt two negatives suppose to make a positive?? But can these negatives really make a positive?? ........

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Catradora: Don't Touch Me. by laffytaffy421

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"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] by lazyazz_bijj

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Mirrors (2P!Axis x Reader x 2P!FACE)

It has been a year since you moved to England, but your quiet afternoon is interrupted by a surprise party held by your human and "country" friends. As you celebrate your twenty-fourth birthday however, something unexpected happens and your world is turned upside down with another unexpected surprise. As you explore the darker side of the world, you're forced to confront your own inner demons. What will become of this Alice who goes through the looking-glass? "I've always been the 'unwanted one'. The one who keeps observing from the other side of the mirror. The one who keeps wanting what I could never have. But not this time. Just for once... Let me be my own person, I'm different from him. Can't you see that?" This is a SPIN-OFF, the original is Magnet. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia. Book cover was created by me using the following images: Butterfly retrieved from: joyslife.com/free-butterfly-printable-how-to-use-with-silhouette-software/ Spider web retrieved from: gallery.yopriceville.com/Free-Clipart-Pictures/Halloween-PNG-Pictures/Halloween_Large_Spider_Web_PNG_Clipart *Hands retrieved from: www.gettyimages.com/illustrations/human-hand