THUD-ALL : A Balderdash Burphy Story - Ramanujam R S - Wattpad

THUD-ALL : A Balderdash Burphy Story

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Sara stops responding to phone calls and messages abruptly, sending her parents Dr.Kich and Pramila, and boyfriend Kiran into a state of delirium. Dr. Kich calls the police, who commission Balderdash Burphy - The Greatest Law Enforcement Officer - to trace the girl. 

Nurse M readies an injection for "the incoming" that Dr. Kich tells her about and waits eagerly.

Kiran drives on the wrong side of the road and is caught by Balderdash Burphy. 

Gangaram is injured after a spectacular fall while bowling and is dying to return to the pitch and make up for a poor performance so far. 

Haragopal, a henpecked husband, vows to come home only after getting his wife a mobile phone - beg, borrow or steal.

Where is Sara? And what is keeping her from responding to calls or messages? Does Balderdash Burphy, aided by his lieutenant Chowkilal, smart assistant Cleopatra and his own hunch find her before it is too late? 

What happens when the lives of every bungling idiot in the locality comes together on a day fate wants to have an easy day at office?All Rights Reserved

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