The Shrekening

Ronald is ordinary. He applies his makeup on one stroke at a time just like you and I. Millionaire by day, clown by night. He has a secret, a secret that no one knows.

Shrek was an attractive ogre. His eyes were dreamy and the sex was steamy. He was tall, muscular and he had it all. Everyone envied him. Everyone, including Lord Farquaad.

Join Ronald in this thrilling novel about how opposites truly do attract. Their worlds will collide, for better or for worse. Will Ronald be able to navigate these murky waters of danger or drown trying?

"This is one of the best things I have ever read."
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Kailee, Freestyle Dance Teacher

"This is a very well cooked turkey, the lamb sauce we call shrek is exquisite."
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Gordon Ramsey, Chef

"Took me to flavour town, fa suh."
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Guy Fieri, Chef