Out from the toilet
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Last published Mon, Apr 7, 2014
"I was called to fight against a warlord who was a major genocidal Idiot from the southern hemisphere from a prison on and had through crawl through a toilet to start" Follow Jonathan in an adventure of manure and a frolic of frenzy and fun (play on words :) ). Hope you enjoy!
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A young man who was struggling with anger tried so much to run away from it, but unfortunately, instead of running away, he ran into it. Now that he is faced with his weakness, and can no longer run away, how will he fight and conquer his opponent?
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