Our favourite bounty-huntin' Ghoul blows into Dusty Plains with more charm than a rattlesnake and a past with the town's fiery sheriff, Calamity, that's hotter than the desert sun. Can they rekindle their flame, or will their hunt for redemption leave them both burned? (Just a heads up, this redemption involves a lot of dust devils and a surprising amount of lingerie.)

I'm half half, I thought - I must be a nymph. I'm a joke to my family. I love my mom so much that I have to leave her behind before I do terrible things. Then. I met this girl. I know it's wrong. I know I shouldn't but I fell. And, worst, the monster inside me wants her badly. I don't know where to begin at all. And I sure don't know how I'll end this misery. ----------------------------- As of February 15, 2022: #4 in 5SOSPREFERENCE As of December 2024 #1 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERPREFERENCE #2 in 5SOSPREFERENCE #10 in CALUMHOODIMAGINE #13 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERIMAGINE #10 in 5SOSIMAGINE #9 in CALUMHOODFANFICTION #13 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERFANFICTION #11 in CALUMHOODFANFIC #22 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERFANFIC #4 in MICHAELCLIFFORDIMAGINE As of February 2025: #10 in CALUMOODFANFICTION #17 in 5SOSIMAGINE #14 in CALUMHOODIMAGINE #20 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERIMAGINE #11 in MICHAELCLIFFORDIMAGINE #1 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERPREFERENCE VOTE. COMMENT. FOLLOW. SHARE. Say hi on Instagram: @mikeespersonal

After the Battle of Las Nevadas, Wonder and Techno thought they were safe from all harm, but this was not the case. A mysterious man was revealed to have worked with Quackity, and he was far less lenient that the casino manager had been. After an assassination attempt, Wonder began to realize that she would have to gather her old friends in order to take down the mysterious man and destroy his evil 'project'. Destruction is caused, lives are lost, and brain cells are, again, dissolved into oblivion in this sequel that is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." Here it is, the long-awaited sequel! I guess this is a series now? If you haven't, please read the first book in the series before reading this one: https://www.wattpad.com/story/286314816-the-really-good-book-that%27s-better-than-pussy TWs: Swearing, blood, and character death. I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs- is in this story too, they asked to be in it. They've helped me out in writing this...novel. None of the other characters are mine. Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this series is strongly welcomed. For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy. https://discord.gg/Yz87AMzV

!!!!THIS IS A SANSES X OCS/ SELF-INSERTS BOOK!!!! ||40,376 words|| The cover was made by my good pal @horror_flixx featuring Pluto and Fell! Micheal, Vi and Pluto are normal average humans, with a normal average human dose of trauma, for one reason or another their friend group disbanded, all stringing from the mysterious Ebott Incident, that occurred only a few months after the reemergence of monsters. Something weird is going on in their world, skeletons of all sorts just coming and going, many surface dwellers blame it on the expanse of the underground, but skeptics believe this world has become over-run with travelers, from all sorts of alternate worlds. Through a series of hapless run-ins, Micheal ends up with four skeletal roommates with bad attitudes and maybe a bit more than the evil on the surface. Nightmare, Horror, Dust and Killer were looking for a home and who was Micheal to deny? He surely didn't want to be unkind. Vi was initially annoyed with the three they considered 'Care Bears' three skeletons that cared a bit too much for their mental health, later on meeting Error, someone they wanted to be better for, Vi might've fallen for the four's words, but they have a lot of hurt inside them, how could they ever be good enough for Dream, Blue, Ink, and Error? Vi would have to be patient with themselves for once. Pluto was unlucky. It was unlucky that he ran into Fell, it was unlucky that he got himself a job at Ebott cities psych ward, where he happened to meet quite the plethora of skeletons and more only kept on coming, gaining Fell as a roommate and Classic, Sci, and Outer as neighbors, Pluto felt maybe he could form attachments again. Maybe with some hard work and determination, he could turn his luck around. Featuring some Sans only ships!!! Crepic Afterdeath Bill404 START Oct, 2023 - END Feb, 2025

You seem to have trouble with men-- you don't know why but they seem to cheat on you. On a normal morning day, instead of staying at home-- eating away at your feelings. You go next door to see your best friend Nora and her Husband Ash. It can't get any normal than spending time with her and her new born baby, but things took a turn when sirens go off and you're running for you life. *** Spoilers***** Don't read if you haven't played Fallout 4, or do-- it's up to you :D ******* I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING FROM THE FALLOUT SERIES/ BETHESDA. ****** THIS IS JUST A FUN FANCTION FOR ALL THOSE MACCREADY LOVERS OUT THERE WATTPAD IS THE ONLY SITE I POST!!!!

Life was hard. John knew that, especially in the wasteland of Post-Apocalyptic America. If the act of being born didn't kill you Raiders, The Institute, lack of food or clean water probably would. In fact, most things could easily lay claim to your life; an angry father, an aggressive older brother, a jaded ex-girl. It was decidedly no place for an empathetic human. Which made John wonder... why had he been born at all? The second and final (?) piece in the collection

At first she thought maybe it was a dream. Maybe the whole thing was an early afternoon nap induced nightmare. Until she opens her eyes and is greeted with her husbands corpse, missing son, and the total annihilation of the world she had once been a part of. When her survival instincts prove too strong to let her just fade away, the Vault 111 Sole Survivor begins a personal quest to get revenge on the institution that took everything away - including the woman she once was.

It's been almost four hundred years since the bombs dropped, since the toxic jungle currently devouring the world took root. Tubbo has it good in L'Manberg with his semi-reluctant older brother figure, his shy amnesiac boyfriend, and all the pie he can eat. So when he finds a guy his age in an ancient vault, and hears the rumors about Manberg supposedly building a weapon capable of destroying cities, he isn't sure what to do. Tommy, however, isn't exactly thrilled when he wakes up four hundred years later than when he fell asleep with no memory of how he got here or how the hell he got strong enough to effortlessly rip a door off its hinges. A lot of the people he woke up to don't seem to want him around, and soon enough he finds himself in a terrifying race against time, struggling to put together the scattered pieces of his past before a madman blows the planet to hell again. Tensions are rising, the jungle is spreading, and the fate of the world rests on the shoulders of a handful of uncooperative individuals with enough collective trauma to make your average therapist have a breakdown. What could possibly go wrong?