How to Write Good Naruto Fanfiction

A glorified rant containing within itself: serial killers, rants, templates, muses, bad jokes, good jokes, mostly bad jokes, insults, talk of drowning, loss of bone mass, and a certain unbearable Mary Sue named Celeste. Oh, and there's a guide in there somewhere. But I don't think that's too important.

--Yamomisa III, Supreme Overlady of the Universe, AMI, Esq.
a.k.a.
--Misa