Serendipity

If you trust me you'll read it.

Wait, that means validation.

Ok, here it goes:

"I hearby solemnly swear that this book is worth- nope that's a lie- ok I hereby solemnly swear this book is- shit I don't know... goddamnit. Fine, I can't promise that it's gonna be good or what you expected but I can promise that it'll only take up more of your time the slower you read it, so I hereby declare [by default] that you shall read this book to pass the time. You have my word... Scouts Honor"