Savannah Brown was the wannabe of everyone in 1840's Manchester. With her ladylike ways, men want to wed her, women want to be her, and parents want her as their child. But Savannah does not consider herself a lady, and she does not wish to wed anyone. As her eighteenth birthday nears, Savannah's mother decides to find her a good suitor by inviting all classified men to join them at her grandmother's palace, to decide who is worthy of her trophy daughter. Savannah will do anything and everything to ruin every boy's chances of being picked. And no matter what, she. Will. Not. Wed,