All The Roasts
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Last published Thu, Jun 1, 2023
CONTENT WARNING: This is a roast and comeback book so there is swearing and darker topics.
This is a collection of roasts, comebacks and just general attitude I've either read on the internet or made up myself. Feel free to use them!
Also sorry if there's any grammar, spelling or punctuation errors, I wrote this a couple years ago so I can't guarantee the quality.
The cover art (kousuke) isn't mine it's Fanart that I found on ig that was so beautiful I felt it needed to be on the cover. (@mystic_celly is their username on ig)- that may not be their current username but I'm not sure.
Start: April 21 2018
Finish:
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