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All The Roasts

Artistic_Demigod

Reads 32,565
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Parts 118
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Reads 32,565
Votes 829
Parts 118
Time 19m

Artistic_Demigod

burn burns fight idek insulting offensive probably rawr roast roasting salt salty xd

CONTENT WARNING: This is a roast and comeback book so there is swearing and darker topics.

This is a collection of roasts, comebacks and just general attitude I've either read on the internet or made up myself. Feel free to use them!

Also sorry if there's any grammar, spelling or punctuation errors, I wrote this a couple years ago so I can't guarantee the quality.

The cover art (kousuke) isn't mine it's Fanart that I found on ig that was so beautiful I felt it needed to be on the  cover. (@mystic_celly is their username on ig)- that may not be their current username but I'm not sure.


Start: April 21 2018
Finish:All Rights Reserved

burn burns fight idek insulting offensive probably rawr roast roasting salt salty xd

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New Memories (A Blazin Fanfic) by lonely_listener

Ein is a freshman at a new college. A state or two away from where PDH was. He applied there hoping that he'd finally have the chance for a fresh start. He hoped that no one knew him there so that he'd be free from people hating him for what he did in highschool. He's changed alot since then. He's become friendlier, more trustworthy, and quiet. Compared to the power-hungry jerk he was back in highschool. Blaze had to apply to a different college since he didnt get accepted into the last one he applied for. He has and will always be a fun, loyal, athletic, and protective friend to whoever he meets. They both wanted new memories to be made at this college. Little did they know that they'd get a glimpse at old ones too..... ____________________ (This is just a fanfic and disclaimer. The art in the cover does not belong to me.) Read Count: 154 - 2/2/20 Thank you guys so much! 💞 500 - 2/16/20 Ackkkkkkkkk- Is this real??? ;w; 875 - 3/14/20 This is so many reads 😍😍😍 Thank you all! ❤ 1.04k - 3/15/20 ...One..thousand...reads...Thank you guys..Ilysm 💓💓 2.01k - 4/7/20 Two thousand?! TYSM!! ❤💛💚💙💜 3.03k - 4/25/20 I- how- when- ACk- This is so cool. Tysm <3

Dnf/Karlnap(ity) Oneshots by Mossy_forest

smut // fluff // mby angst?? read first chapter for more info cover art by: boobeardrawws on insta :)

The Coffee Shop: Book 1 (Touka x Male Reader) by TwilightSkie

COPYRIGHT INFORMATION, PLEASE READ: Hi, I'm James Gibbs. This is my first fanfiction, and my first story on Wattpad. This is based off of the Japanese manga/anime "Tokyo Ghoul", which was originally made by Sui Ishida, and not me, thus all characters minus the Male Reader, being you or a male depiction of you if you're female or transgender, are owned and copyrighted by them. I own the Male Reader. I do not own Kaneki Ken, Touka Kirishima, or any characters related to Tokyo Ghoul or Root A. Revised cover is drawn by @Ninjacoolawesom12345, thank you so much! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Enough copyright babble, here's a description for you all (albeit kind of a simple one): You live by a simple routine, being the stubborn yet sophisticated 18 year old college student you are. Wake up, Eat, Go to Kamii University, Attend Classes, Leave University, Eat, Sleep. But you happen to take another route one day from the University, and come across a coffee shop in the 20th Ward named Anteiku. You decide to halt your lingering thoughts and step inside. ( Also, for those curious, this is a human not a ghoul or half-ghoul. Just for those who may have had the thought. ^^ ) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hope y'all enjoy!

Molten Lava Cake-Lava(Bakery AU) A Ninjago Fanfic by Doodlewritez04

This is one of my stories from Ao3 that I decided to publish on Wattpad. But you're only going to get two chapters out of my story. If you want to read more, than you can check it out on Ao3. If this gets to 55k reads on here, then maybe just maybe I'll consider publishing the whole thing here on Wattpad. Update: I only said get it to 55k reads because I had no intention of putting the whole story on here, but what the hell, I'm already uploading all of my Ao3 stories as a backup on Wattpad. Cole had no desire to find a partner, not when he spends most of his time at his grandparent's bakery. Though, one fateful afternoon, that all changed when he crosses paths with one of his best friends and only crush he ever had on someone, Kai Smith. After that encounter, they slowly rekindled their friendship, but will Cole ever tell him how he really feels about him? No powers AU Aged-up characters

breddy oneshots❤🎻 by twosetfields

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Salty but Sweet- Kei Tsukishima X Black Fem Reader by idkniknaks

"You like strawberry shortcake too?" "It's sweet but salty , I like it..." "Y/n" "Kei. Kei Tsukishima." Two polar opposites meet in a cake shop. Is there relationship going to be as sweet as their beginnings ? "You know what Kei, your salty but sweet." "And y/n , your sweet but salty." I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE HAIKYU CHARACTERS THIS IS JUST GONNA BE HELLA FLUFF AND IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT CANNON ;))) ALSO WARNING RACISM (only a smidge) Started- 14/03/21 Ended- 12/12/21 #1 hitoka yachi #3 black fem #1 blackyn #2 Tsukishima #1 Yamaguchi Tadashi #1blackfemreader

A Guy That I'd Never Be Into (Red Son X MK) by SpaghettiForShrek

When Red Son's mother, Princess Iron Fan, humiliates him in front of the entire Monkie Gang, he decides he's had enough and goes ballistic on her. Once he's realised what he's done, it's too late. The damage has been done. Red Son's parents kick him out of their home, leaving him to fend for himself with only the few things he can fit into his small backpack. However, all hope might not be lost, considering the fact that a certain Noodle Boy will not leave him alone until Red Son lets MK help him. - This is my first fan fiction so I'm sorry in advance if it's cringy. Also, I will try my best with grammar and spelling so please bear with me. - The perspective of the chapters will swap between MK and Red Son throughout the story, but they won't have a constant order. I'm just going to write each chapter from the perspective that I feel like writing in. **None of the art or songs shown in this book belong to me (including the cover art), and the credit goes to its original artist or creator. The only thing I own is the actual story/plot. I do not own Monkie Kid or any of the characters in this book.** - The characters might get a bit OOC at times and sometimes it's on purpose, sometimes it's not. Just a fair warning in case you're super worried about that sort of thing. - A bit of a slow burn

Wisps: Recollection (Ninjago X Reader) by 2DAnimeMenOOF

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Feel The Angst by virginsacrifice

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New Memories (A Blazin Fanfic)

Ein is a freshman at a new college. A state or two away from where PDH was. He applied there hoping that he'd finally have the chance for a fresh start. He hoped that no one knew him there so that he'd be free from people hating him for what he did in highschool. He's changed alot since then. He's become friendlier, more trustworthy, and quiet. Compared to the power-hungry jerk he was back in highschool. Blaze had to apply to a different college since he didnt get accepted into the last one he applied for. He has and will always be a fun, loyal, athletic, and protective friend to whoever he meets. They both wanted new memories to be made at this college. Little did they know that they'd get a glimpse at old ones too..... ____________________ (This is just a fanfic and disclaimer. The art in the cover does not belong to me.) Read Count: 154 - 2/2/20 Thank you guys so much! 💞 500 - 2/16/20 Ackkkkkkkkk- Is this real??? ;w; 875 - 3/14/20 This is so many reads 😍😍😍 Thank you all! ❤ 1.04k - 3/15/20 ...One..thousand...reads...Thank you guys..Ilysm 💓💓 2.01k - 4/7/20 Two thousand?! TYSM!! ❤💛💚💙💜 3.03k - 4/25/20 I- how- when- ACk- This is so cool. Tysm <3