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All The Roasts

Artistic_Demigod

Reads 32,403
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Reads 32,403
Votes 829
Parts 118
Time 19m

Artistic_Demigod

burn burns fight idek insulting offensive probably rawr roast roasting salt salty xd

CONTENT WARNING: This is a roast and comeback book so there is swearing and darker topics.

This is a collection of roasts, comebacks and just general attitude I've either read on the internet or made up myself. Feel free to use them!

Also sorry if there's any grammar, spelling or punctuation errors, I wrote this a couple years ago so I can't guarantee the quality.

The cover art (kousuke) isn't mine it's Fanart that I found on ig that was so beautiful I felt it needed to be on the  cover. (@mystic_celly is their username on ig)- that may not be their current username but I'm not sure.


Start: April 21 2018
Finish:All Rights Reserved

burn burns fight idek insulting offensive probably rawr roast roasting salt salty xd

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