Juice
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  • Parts 12
  • Time 2h 34m
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Ongoing, First published Apr 22, 2018
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Beware of the Saraceno family living on the farthest end of Winter Park.

Cross their front yard and you'll be smothered, stuffed, and sedated- smothered by their hospitality, stuffed with mouth-watering Italian or Indian cuisine (depending on which part of their heritage they're proud of on that day), and sent home sedated by a serene sense of spiritual calmness.

They're also blood-sucking creatures of the night but who needs to know about that?

Note: This story contains loads of violent, gory, and embarassing scenes. Do not read if you are trigger-sensitive. Do read if you wanna have a good time. Cheerio!


(Full introduction inside.)
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