Naruto on Crack!
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Last published Mon, Jan 17, 2022
*camera recording*
Yui: HEY BITCHES, ITS YU-
Tohru: STAHP YELLINNNNNGGGGGGGGG!
Naruto: I WANT SOME RAMEN, ASSHOLES!
Kakashi: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Guy: I'm not Gay, I'm Guy... YOUTHFULNESS!
*camera statics and shuts off*
I'm not sorry for this monstrosity...
Warning: This is crack. Weird, stupid and possibly gay things will happen. ( •w•)~¤
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