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Naruto on Crack!

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Parts 76
Time 36m

Reads 5,748
Votes 46
Parts 76
Time 36m

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*camera recording*
Yui: HEY BITCHES, ITS YU-
Tohru: STAHP YELLINNNNNGGGGGGGGG!
Naruto: I WANT SOME RAMEN, ASSHOLES!
Kakashi: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Guy: I'm not Gay, I'm Guy... YOUTHFULNESS!
*camera statics and shuts off*

I'm not sorry for this monstrosity...

Warning: This is crack. Weird, stupid and possibly gay things will happen. ( •w•)~¤All Rights Reserved

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Kakashi Rizz Series: Obikaka by among_us_imposter

Obito's always had a crush on boy genius, Kakashi Hatake. Ever since he found out the meaning of gay, he can't stop thinking about Kakashi. Everytime he tries to propose and ask the gray-haired boy out, Kakashi always looks down on him and makes him feel worthless. He's never going to pluck up the courage to ask. Kakashi's father has recently died. The boy can't help but feel extreme grief for his father, and remembers the great role he played in his life, despite the shortness. He drowns out his emotions into training, completely ignoring his teammates and dismissing them as simply distractions from his ultimate mission of being the ultimate mission: Becoming the nest ninja ever. Kakashi often feels something is missing in his life, but he simply waves it off as another obstacle.

Tasteful Nudie | KakaObi by Lordpikachu2003

[R18] Modern AU, Romance Comedy story. (KakashixObito) :3 Watching your ex start to date someone else is a horrible feeling. It claws you up inside, making your heart ache in your chest as it feels like it's being ripped to pieces. And its all Obito's fault, because he was the one who broke things off with Kakashi in the first place. So he shouldn't complain if Kakashi started dating someone else... Right? Except that, seeing Kakashi date someone else is bringing back some confusing, long thought forgotten feelings. Feelings like... he might still be in love with his ex. So after one drunk night with Rin and her girlfriend Konan, he decides to do something that he never thought he would ever do. Rin says it would definitely get Kakashi back. And at this point, Obito is willing to try anything . (So... in case anyone doesn't know what a 'tasteful nudie' is, its a sexy nude picture of yourself that you send to your boyfriend or girlfriend... or in this case, an ex. 😂😅) Temporary cover? (Maybe. There was so many I wanted to use, but they were all too risqué 😂) Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, they belong to Masashi Kishimoto. Lots of swearing. (Of course) Smut (And yes, seems like it lol)

ᵒᶜᵉᵃⁿ ᵉʸᵉˢ ; ⁿᵃʳᵘˢᵃˢᵘ ✓ by cherubstar

╰┈➤.. ᴺᵒ ᶠᵃⁱʳ , ʸᵒᵘ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʰᵒʷ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ ᶜʳʸ ; ᵂʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍⁱᵐᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵒᶜᵉᵃⁿ ᵉʸᵉˢ ¡! ❞ ☆✼★━━━━━━━━━━━━★✼☆ Naruto was beginning to worry. Sasuke was taking this worse than he thought. He absently chewed on his bottom lip. Sasuke inhaled a deep breath and spoke, "What are you doing here, idiot?" His tone was cool and calm like usual, the opposite of what was really inside. The blonde bristled at the insult, then relaxed in relief at the familiar behaviour, and scratched the back of his neck sheepishly. "I, uh, don't know." Black eyes shot him a withering glare, one Naruto had long since perfected an immunity against. "Why are we naked?" "I, um, don't know." "What happened last night?" "I don't know." Anger flared in the dark depths. Sasuke was on his elbows now, their noses almost kissing. "Just what do you know?" he hissed dangerously. ☆✼★━━━━━━━━━━━━★✼☆ ╰┈➤.. ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᶜᵃʳᵉᵈ , ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᶠᵃˡˡᵉⁿ ᶠʳᵒᵐ qᵘⁱᵗᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʰⁱᵍʰ ; ᶠᵃˡˡⁱⁿ' ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵒᶜᵉᵃⁿ ᵉʸᵉˢ ¡! ❞

Gah! I wish I was a ninja! (Naruto fanfic) by CookieOtaku101

Soooo Haii! Yeah... Not very good at descriptions! Basically this story is based on me and my friend and our love for all things naruto! Yeah, yeah! I know I'm the stereotypical 'get sent to Naruto' fanfic writers but I'm making mine a little different hopefully! Anyway, there will be some romance ;) and I must warn now that there will be some cussing but ya know it's not like I'm murdering someone, jeez! And also sorry about the shit cover but hey, I'm not an artist! I'm a lazy ass bitch who spends her time reading fanfic and watching anime. I can feel you judging me..... Wellllllll, hope you enjoy! Disclaimer! I unfortunately do not own naruto! I only own my characters and some ninja in the story! I am also making up jutsus so yeah :)

Sasunaru Oneshots by hobibias24

Just a bunch of sasunaru oneshots! Fluff, Smut, and angst will be included in these oneshots. I'll take any recommendations or story ideas and here may be some oneshots that may be slightly similar to other oneshots I've read so I apologize if it seems pretty similar to another oneshot you've read and I'll try to make most of these oneshots my own works. 🥵=Smut 💗=Fluff 🥀=Angst 🥴= Crack I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR NARUTO SHIPPUDEN, NONE OF THE COVERS OR PICTURES I USE IN THIS BOOK ARE MINE Alright I think that's it hope you guys enjoy this oneshot book!

The Wedding ~ NaruSasu by painfulforelsket

Naruto believes he loves Hinata with all his heart... Until a certain someone comes along. Now, he's not happy with Hinata. He wants the one he can't have. Sasuke Uchiha. WARNINGS⚠️🚫 - smut - cussing - a bit of angst - boyxboy (NS) - masturbation - abuse mentions in depth - cheating ♡ DO NOT REPOST WITHOUT PERMISSION ♡ Started: July 22nd, 2022 Ended: September 24th, 2022. Most Recent Update: September 24th, 2022. I don't own the picture used nor the characters used, only the plot!

(Discontinued) New Year, New Boy [SasuNaru] |ModernAU| by Itachis-Wife

Ever heard of the phrase "New Year, New Me"? Well, Sasuke goes by the same phrase, only slightly different. "New Year, New BOY". Yep, Sasuke is the slut of the school. You read that right, he's the "S-Word". He picks boys at random and fucks them for a whole year before tossing them away like some toy. Now his hungry onyx eyes are set on the new kid with the sunshine yellow hair. He's a fine piece of ass indeed. ... "I can make you gay for a day Naru-baby," Sasuke purrs. /Heh, I'm already gay/ "No thanks, Sasuke." ... SasuNaru is life. You don't know how long I've been itching to make one of these. Like, they belong together. They /need/ to love each other. SO Enjoy This story that may be filled with smutty goodness at some point. This is a mature story, so if you don't like smutty goodness then don't read. I don't need any complaints. I do not own the characters of Naruto, they belong to Masashi Kishimoto. I only own the plot of this story. ***This story weeds out the weak, if you make it past chapter 17 you're golden***

It's Only Nothing by Cuddly_No0dle

COMON KAKASHI!! BRING BACK SWAGGER. BRING BACK GRUNGE. THIS STORY FUCKS. U KNOW IT DOES. Ok truth time. My best friend and I (fully grown college attendees btw) started watching Naruto and YKW?? There is something abt Kakashi that is driving us crazy. So. Here I am, back from the dead to force feed you a spicy romance. TW: yall already know they be fuckin. There's some violence too, I'll put 🩸 or 🍋 in the chappies that contain graphic content PLOT: OC (Ayane Kato) is a kunoichi from the Village Hidden in the Silence (cool right?) and she's traveling to the Leaf Village as the sensei of three genin hoping to pass the chunin exams. She meets sexy mask man and obvi shit goes down. You know me I'm a lore whore sooo yeah there's gonna be a prologue. DEAL PUNKS. *I OBVIOUSLY don't own Naruto, you stinky farts, I wasn't even alive when it came out* *HOWEVER, MY OC AND PLOT AND WRITING IS MIIIINE FUCKERSSSSSSS*

Kakashi's Mission (Kakasak by Airin0606

Kakashi and Sakura were both trapped in a blizzard for days. The moment Kakashi's body goes into a hypothermic state-a core temperature that's too low-his brain and nervous system had a harder time functioning and maintaining normal thought. He began requesting weird things from Sakura which involves undressing and cuddling. DISCLAIMER: The main characters in this story have an age gap of SIX YEARS, NOT MORE THAN THAT. I know the original characters are of a different age range, yes I am aware. I do watch the anime, BUT please kindly take note that THIS IS A FAN-MADE FICTIONAL STORY. Therefore to make it more comfortable for most readers; I have changed their age gaps. Please refrain yourselves from cursing me. If you find an age gap of six years is too wide; please read a different, less triggering story. Voted/Ranked Number one🥇 under Kakasaku Fanfic on 15th Dec 2020 ❤️

Toxic - SasuNaru (one shot) by ostekongen

It's basically just a one shot about Naruto and Sasuke being broken up and Sasuke is trying to make Naruto jealous to get him back. Warning: contains swearing, violence and sexual actions. (Naruto isn't my show, I do not own any of the characters, they belong to Masashi Kishimoto. I also do not own any of the pictures used, but the story line of this one shot is mine.) This is the first time I'm writing something like this, so sorry if it's bad. Also, English is not my first language, so if there's any mistakes, I apologise. Hehe. I'll write this in 3rd person view, sorry if it's bad^^ HAHA

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Gah! I wish I was a ninja! (Naruto fanfic) cover

Sasunaru Oneshots cover

The Wedding ~ NaruSasu cover

(Discontinued) New Year, New Boy [SasuNaru] |ModernAU| cover

It's Only Nothing cover

Kakashi's Mission (Kakasak cover

Toxic - SasuNaru (one shot) cover

Kakashi Rizz Series: Obikaka

Obito's always had a crush on boy genius, Kakashi Hatake. Ever since he found out the meaning of gay, he can't stop thinking about Kakashi. Everytime he tries to propose and ask the gray-haired boy out, Kakashi always looks down on him and makes him feel worthless. He's never going to pluck up the courage to ask. Kakashi's father has recently died. The boy can't help but feel extreme grief for his father, and remembers the great role he played in his life, despite the shortness. He drowns out his emotions into training, completely ignoring his teammates and dismissing them as simply distractions from his ultimate mission of being the ultimate mission: Becoming the nest ninja ever. Kakashi often feels something is missing in his life, but he simply waves it off as another obstacle.