Teaching Gods Teenage Behaviour

Dear Mr. or Ms. Reader,

Imagine your best friends since birth were nothing but lies. These people in their place are total strangers who claim to never have met you. Horrible right? Now throw in the fact that the strangers are Greek Gods and Goddesses whom you thought were just myths... now you're living my life. Yes, this stuff is actually happening to me. Fun.
These people think I'm some kind of half-human THINGY and they want me to teach them how to act like normal teenagers. It's a LOT harder than it sounds. Especially when you've been graced with strong-headed Artemis who wants to fight you every step of the way.
On this wacky journey, I meet new friends, foes, and... parents?!
Yep, my life gets turned upside down all because of a bet between the twelve Olympians and Hades, god of the Underworld.
How much more annoying can this get?
Apparently a whole lot more.
Love,
Aspasia Michaels