Pickup Lines
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MatureComplete Sat, Jun 2, 2018<5 mins
"Do you live at the chicken farm?"
"Girl,please don't start with your dirty pickup lines please?"
"Just answer me bij"
"No why?"
"Oh that's so sad"
"I don't live at the chicken farm and my life is sad? The fuck,why?"
"Because you don't know how to raise a cock"
".....I'm done...."
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