Livre de blagues
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Mon, Apr 23, 2018
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Quand je trouverais des blagues bien pourraves que je n'oublierai pas de noter dans mes mémos Samsung (l'astuce xD) je vous les écrirais dans ce livre pour que nous puissions observer ensemble nos visages se décomposer ! :D
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