Rhonda and the Seven Woofs
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Donnie Baker was not your typical man, inside he held the spirit of a thousand woofs, but even a strong woof like him can fall on hard times. After all, livin' on minimum wage was hard, and it's just un-Christian!
But it's like Tom Pettys always said... Well, he said a lot of things, but Donnie stood by everyone one of them! When his job interview seems to hit a dead end, it calls for a meeting of The Pork Pistols, his band, at The Pizza Barn.
It was like every other night, until a fire ass hot woman walked in, and so began the story of Ronda and the Seven Woofs.
© This does not infringe on the copyrights of Snow Whtie and the Seven Dwarfs, because woofs would eat all your dwarfs, I ... I'll say it right to your f-face.
Ⓟ This story and its woofs are protected by The Parks Department, you can NOT hate on it or sue me... It's State Law, I swear to god!
*This summary is alls your goin' a get, swear to God. I can't share more than this, I mean maybe I could, but I gotta watch the fuckin' state laws cause I broke a lotta of them. But I pleads all the fuckin' fifths.
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