Dr. Schneeplesteins Roast Book
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Yes I Dr. Schneeplestein will be roasting ze egos, including Mark's egos, They will also be roasting me....
⚠️ THIS BOOK IS A HUGE JOKE ⚠️
I felt like I had to put that as a warning, because I've noticed some people seem to get upset over this book from taking some of the things too seriously. Remember these are all just jokes.
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