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things I hear from my friends or random strangers that I think are funny. so get ready to be disappointed.
#736 in humor so ig that's something to be proud of lol
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𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐓𝐮𝐦 𝐊𝐚𝐡𝐨- [𝙱𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎]
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A book racked with Fairy Tail moments, spoilers, Memes and just randomness of fun! Along with other stuff from other animes possibly too! Hope you're ready for it ladies and chaps!!
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