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LECTURES 146
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Chapitres 9
Durée <5 mins

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things I hear from my friends or random strangers that I think are funny. so get ready to be disappointed.

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𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙆𝙤𝙞 𝘼𝙞𝙨𝙖 𝙂𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙂𝙖𝙪𝙣 𝙆𝙞 𝘼𝙖𝙧𝙯𝙤 𝙅𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙤𝙤𝙣.. 𝘼𝙜𝙖𝙧 𝙏𝙪𝙢 𝙆𝙖𝙝𝙤 ♡ --- "Some first love doesn't end-they just wait..." 💌 𝑯 𝒓 𝒊 𝒅 𝒚 𝒂 𖹭 𝑲 𝒓 𝒊 𝒔 𝒉 𝒂 𝒗 𝘏𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴."𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘮 𝘐 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶?" 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥. 𝘈 𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘥, "𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘏𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘺" (My heart) 𝘈 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳. "𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘔𝘺 𝘏𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘺𝘢'𝘴 𝘏𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘺" 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. "𝘈𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯?" 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬. (And me?) "𝘈𝘢𝘱 𝘦𝘴 𝘏𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘬𝘪 𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘬𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘪" (you're the heartbeat of my heart) 𝑯𝒆𝒓 𝑫𝒊𝒙𝒊𝒕 𝒋𝒊, 𝑯𝒊𝒔 𝒖𝒏𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 <𝟑 --- 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐬~ Overall trope - College Romance (except Akshaj and Vanya), Multi-couple. Hridya x Krishav (main lead) - Old-School Romance, Slow-Burn, Friends to Lovers, Shared past. Yug x Risha - Enemies to Lovers, He fell first and harder. Jaanki x Raghav - Childhood sweethearts, friends to lovers. Akshaj x Vanya - IPS officer x Doctor, Grumpy x sunshine.

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{Not so} Daily whines, écrit par calumandco

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The book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntarily taking a breath.... I think my thumb grew a muscle when I wrote this. xD.

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"Giggle" (Male!Cyn!Reader x Murder Drones, écrit par FollowTheRouxls4

"Giggle I'm so naughty" you are the goober^2 also nows there are TWO CYNS :O

𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐓𝐮𝐦 𝐊𝐚𝐡𝐨- [𝙱𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎]

𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙆𝙤𝙞 𝘼𝙞𝙨𝙖 𝙂𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙂𝙖𝙪𝙣 𝙆𝙞 𝘼𝙖𝙧𝙯𝙤 𝙅𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙤𝙤𝙣.. 𝘼𝙜𝙖𝙧 𝙏𝙪𝙢 𝙆𝙖𝙝𝙤 ♡ --- "Some first love doesn't end-they just wait..." 💌 𝑯 𝒓 𝒊 𝒅 𝒚 𝒂 𖹭 𝑲 𝒓 𝒊 𝒔 𝒉 𝒂 𝒗 𝘏𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴."𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘮 𝘐 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶?" 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥. 𝘈 𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘥, "𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘏𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘺" (My heart) 𝘈 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳. "𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘔𝘺 𝘏𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘺𝘢'𝘴 𝘏𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘺" 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. "𝘈𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯?" 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬. (And me?) "𝘈𝘢𝘱 𝘦𝘴 𝘏𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘬𝘪 𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘬𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘪" (you're the heartbeat of my heart) 𝑯𝒆𝒓 𝑫𝒊𝒙𝒊𝒕 𝒋𝒊, 𝑯𝒊𝒔 𝒖𝒏𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 <𝟑 --- 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐬~ Overall trope - College Romance (except Akshaj and Vanya), Multi-couple. Hridya x Krishav (main lead) - Old-School Romance, Slow-Burn, Friends to Lovers, Shared past. Yug x Risha - Enemies to Lovers, He fell first and harder. Jaanki x Raghav - Childhood sweethearts, friends to lovers. Akshaj x Vanya - IPS officer x Doctor, Grumpy x sunshine.

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