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Natsuki Subaru, still living in Japan, suddenly finds his mind flooded without warning by strange memories of himself in another world - the Royal Capital First Encounter Arc, the Mansion Arc, the Royal Selection Arc, the Sanctuary Arc, the Watergate City Arc... At the same time, characters from IF timelines he never knew existed have also been reborn: [IF Wrath] Emilia, who fell in love with the man who imprisoned her - after confessing to the "King of Purge" Subaru and being rejected, she convinced herself she had been abandoned, and shattered completely. [IF Pride] Reinhard, who had every person he swore to protect destroyed by the "Sin Archbishop" Subaru - and for the first time in his life, learned what it means to truly hate. [IF Lust ] Crusch, Priscilla, and two other Royal Selection candidates are reborn carrying memories of having been "conquered" by Subaru. Multiple world lines converge into one. Elsa the Bowel Hunter vows to fight for Subaru and no one else. Reinhard, upon recovering memories of the Capital's burning, is consumed by rage and sets out to kill Subaru. The Witch Factor within Emilia - born of the Wrath route - runs out of control, and she transforms into the [Witch of Envy], threatening to destroy the world. Beneath a veil of ornate lies, the timelines of four hundred years past and four hundred years future curve and meet, forming an endless loop. At the story's beginning, Emilia says: "Subaru, I... I wuv you!" At the story's end, Subaru declares with unshakeable confidence: "You may call me - the [Great Sage] Flügel."
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