Um exame hilariante

Um exame hilariante

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Tagsexame hilariante

Ainda que haja privilégio em usar hospital particular, o tempo que se passa nele é, definitivamente, angustiante, deprimente, chato e, no meu caso, também hilário.

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CPA. Congenital Permanent Anesthesia. My disease, my curse. I had never felt anything in my life. Not heat, nor cold. Not pain, nor softness. I was used to it by now. As I was to the rest of my bleak life. My mother, gone. My father, not really there at all. I had my reprieve at least - in my girlfriend, Jamie, and our best friend, Andrew. When things start going south in the worst way - with hospital visit after hospital visit - I start thinking that maybe, just maybe, CPA isn't really my curse, but instead my salvation.
𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐈𝐧 𝐚 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐏𝐚𝐧
(𝘠! 𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘞𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘹 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳) 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯, 𝘠𝘶𝘶𝘬𝘢. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘐𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦... 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘺. 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴... 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦.
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"𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙉𝙚𝙬𝙩! 𝙎𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙚!" "𝙉𝙤, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙧. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮!" "𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚, 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩?" 𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚊 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎 || 𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝙽𝚄𝙻𝙻 || 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 [𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚑 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚜] [𝙽𝚎𝚠𝚝 𝚡 𝙾𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛] [𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝟸]
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Tell Me When I Die

CPA. Congenital Permanent Anesthesia. My disease, my curse. I had never felt anything in my life. Not heat, nor cold. Not pain, nor softness. I was used to it by now. As I was to the rest of my bleak life. My mother, gone. My father, not really there at all. I had my reprieve at least - in my girlfriend, Jamie, and our best friend, Andrew. When things start going south in the worst way - with hospital visit after hospital visit - I start thinking that maybe, just maybe, CPA isn't really my curse, but instead my salvation.

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