Not Me It Was Him.
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"AISHA!!" my dear brother shouted. Perhaps he had finally seen his head.
I am so satisfied. All the work behind this prank was awesome. Shrey finally came out. Half of his head shaved. And the other half dyed pink.
"You look EPIC!" Arav, the young one,was already clicking pictures.
"I. Will. Kill. You." He fumed at me.
I looked at him innocently "Enjoy your trip without me."
A petty revenge for convincing my father that I don't join the school trip with him.
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Meet Aisha Malhotra. Not yet wanted. But this isn't the story of the pink hair or the roof incident. Instead this the story of how Aisha Malhotra was pranked by the guy she punched.
A sarcastic pranking queen runs away to a summer camp with her friends. A mind like her should stay busy but definitely not focused.
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