The first thing Kelsey Clarke realized was that she would have them on forever. 'Them' being, of course, a pair of braces on Kelsey's slightly crooked teeth which, honestly, would not match any of Kelsey's designer shoes or handbags. What a fashion disaster. Sixteen year olds should not have to go through this bull. Spoiled brat? Meh. Braces? Ugh. One excruciatingly painful aspect is missing, though. Where can Kelsey find an orthodontist? Especially considering that a zombie apocalypse has just begun.