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Sherlock Started A Joke

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Parts 8
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Reads 11,057
Votes 757
Parts 8
Time 30m

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Sherlock should stop joking...because if he didn't, if he doesn't, God knows what might happen. 

A continuation of the Sex or Murder StoryAll Rights Reserved

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