Sherlock Started A Joke

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Sherlock should stop joking...because if he didn't, if he doesn't, God knows what might happen. 

A continuation of the Sex or Murder StoryTodos os Direitos Reservados

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Haunted by the Past || Johnlock ✔, de paulineholmes_02

He was looking at Sherlock Holmes. Yet not the one he would have expected. Distinctive changeable eyes, lined by a row of long dense lashes, showed an expression of a wild animal standing in the glare of approaching headlights. Of a man driven into a corner. Simply expressed, an expression of pure horror, something you don't see on a famous consulting detective most of the time. John opened his mouth, but after a realisation that he has no idea of what he wanted to say, he closed it again. He wasn't welcomed by a mutilated, smashed face. The severed spine could be ruled out straight away, and he seemed to have all his limbs as well. He felt an endless relief when he saw solid, uninjured skin where the blood flowed the last time. Nevertheless, the scene he was offered tugged the carpet under his feet and he had to admit (if a bit grudgingly) that Mycroft was right-he did not exaggerate when warning him it might be a shock. Trigger warnings: This story contains references to violence and its description, and also deals with self-esteem issues and body image. If something triggers you, please proceed with caution or reconsider if you want to continue reading. PS: English isn't my native language and I'm a bit unsure of my style, but I hope you will like it. Enjoy the story!

I'll Give You My Forever, de SherlockedKilljoy

Sherlock Holmes, Consulting Detective. John Watson, Army Doctor. Neither of them thought that they would fall for the other. But when feelings finally come to surface, tensions bubble and hearts break. But on the plus side, maybe they could get past all the drama for once? Nah. Sherlock has enemies, and they know John is his heart. What will happen throughout the ups and downs of their relationship? Ready for the story? (Book one of the Forever Trilogy)

Greg has had a strange fever dream. Or was it not a dream at all? Sherlock is acting as a good Samaritan. Completely altruistic? In the end, the flu is to blame for everything... and that's a good thing. (a little Mystrade story in which Johnlock also has his place).

Sherlock is so caught up in a case that he hasn't realised that John isn't back from his morning grocery run. After a mysterious message from a stranger, Sherlock must find John bEfOrE iT's tOo LaTe. No, but seriously, John's in hella trouble and Sherlock needs to stop gay panicking. Warning: death, violence, strong language

Sherlock, John, and Mary live finely till Mary unearths some secrets that jeopardize her unborn baby. When a case leads to the killing of Mary Watson, John and Sherlock are left to pick each other's pieces back up, and rebuild the other. It's gay, btw

Rules on the Fridge [A BBC Sherlock Holmes Fanfiction] (Completed), de SmotheredPsycho

♪ First Names are for Lovers ♪ Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, living in a dated, shared flat with bullet holes in the wall, a skull on the mantle, and an absolutely catastrophic kitchen. It wasn't hard to get along, usually. John could handle Sherlock's bluntness and absolute disregard - or lack of knowledge - for people's feelings or sentiment. And Sherlock could handle John's questions about everything he said. John Watson: An army doctor, stationed in Afghanistan, shot in the leg, put out of commission. Psychosomatic limp; magically gone when he went on a case with Sherlock. Sherlock Holmes: High-functioning sociopath, and the only Consulting Detective in the world. He could read people, he could see crimes in the crime-scene; he could win. ♫ ♫ ♫ Sherlock Holmes went off the rails. He did an experiment that got him hospitalized after John found him on the scene. Lines were crossed. Rules were made. Everything was on the line - concentration on cases slowly dwindled, priorities were mixed, and absolutely everything was spinning. ♫ ♫ ♫ Good habits, bad habits, and everything in between. You have good habits, sure, and they have to be balanced out with bad habits. For most people, that's taking your vitamins every day crossed with cracking your knuckles. For Sherlock Holmes that was catching criminals and putting his life at serious risk every time. ♫ ♫ ♫

The Gay Is On (Johnlock), de morgyloveswriting

When Sherlock and John finally admit their feelings for one another, will their relationship stand strong even after a horrifying attack? Contains minor smut ^_~

Sherlock BBC Texts And Chatroom!, de MeddlingMisfit

Come & read what goes on in Sherlock world of texts! I ho- Sherlock: What are you doing? Me: Huh, oh I'm posting stories of what goes on when you text. Thing like that. Sherlock: Why? Me:Because people read that sort of thing? Sherlock: Mmmmmmm.... No. Me: Well sorry, I already did it. enjoy! By the way, I now take requests..... Don't tell Sherlock.... Sherlock: What was that? Me: Nothiiiiing....

Nightmares and Revenge: A Johnlock Story, de marthatron

John and Sherlock are getting more and more confused about their feelings for each other, and those feelings are getting stronger... A sudden turn of events leads to them going on holiday to Tokyo. Anything could happen... (This story is strictly fluffy, so sorry to all the Johnlock smut lovers out there!) *insert quirky catchphrase here*

"I need notes," Sherlock explained. "No." - As of January 30th, 2019, this fic has been revised, edited, and cleaned up to its absolute best for your reading pleasure! Happy shipping, folks! - Noms Warnings: *OOC Mary (not Mary friendly, i'm sorry </3) *Non/con themes (no rape, minor sexual assault) *Minor victim blaming (not on purpose, well intentioned/general miscommunication and assholery from John) *Hand wavey science (not a warning, just hope u know i was bullshitting this whole fic when i wrote it at 13)

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Haunted by the Past || Johnlock ✔

He was looking at Sherlock Holmes. Yet not the one he would have expected. Distinctive changeable eyes, lined by a row of long dense lashes, showed an expression of a wild animal standing in the glare of approaching headlights. Of a man driven into a corner. Simply expressed, an expression of pure horror, something you don't see on a famous consulting detective most of the time. John opened his mouth, but after a realisation that he has no idea of what he wanted to say, he closed it again. He wasn't welcomed by a mutilated, smashed face. The severed spine could be ruled out straight away, and he seemed to have all his limbs as well. He felt an endless relief when he saw solid, uninjured skin where the blood flowed the last time. Nevertheless, the scene he was offered tugged the carpet under his feet and he had to admit (if a bit grudgingly) that Mycroft was right-he did not exaggerate when warning him it might be a shock. Trigger warnings: This story contains references to violence and its description, and also deals with self-esteem issues and body image. If something triggers you, please proceed with caution or reconsider if you want to continue reading. PS: English isn't my native language and I'm a bit unsure of my style, but I hope you will like it. Enjoy the story!

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