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The Couch Potatoes

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Reads 208
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Parts 7
Time 48m

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~'We are prepared for the life we have right now, not the life we will have. But there are things along the way that will prepare us for that life. In this way, enjoy life and all its perks and quirks.'~ 
                                                                            -Anonymous


"Mom, no! Why would you kick me out and let me live with some random stranger?"

"You have no say in this, Aubri. This is for your good and for your future as well. He isn't a complete stranger, Bree. He is the son of the Lewis'."

Wait, a he?! That means he is a guy! 

Great!

I, Aubri Acasia Courtney Halperin Taschen, is forced to live with a guy who:
1. is the same age as me
2. is an annoying dingbat who always eats my chips
3. is super afraid of spiders
4. hates horror movies
5. last but not the least, is a person who I can't seem to get tired of.

So can someone please tell me how this is good for me?All Rights Reserved

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Summers Away ✔️ by Mentally_Not_Ok

Every summer Sebastian is sent to Florida to live with his Aunt and Uncle. He loves it! He goes from feeling unwanted and unloved to surrounded with affection and care from his two cousins and two other best friends. Not to mention Foster lives there. His crush, the boy he had liked for years. Foster's family runs the convenience store down the road and every year he promises the same thing. "I'm going to talk to him this time!" This year is the year for him. Minus all the struggles it really shouldn't be that hard, right? Maybe Sebastian will come to terms with somethings, such as how some women aren't meant to be mothers. "Can we fix him?!" "Ma'am there's nothing wrong with ADHD" Will all the criticism and constant neglect of affection finally push him to the edge, or will he have his happily ever after? Will he get the boy? *ADHD is not just some quirky thing to have it can cause many insecurities and hurtful feelings towards yourself. Let's try to be more understanding as people*

Fraternity by Jewell_Webster

[THIS BOOK CONTAINS MATURE THEMES WHICH IS ACCEPTABLE FOR 18+ READERS ONLY] "Yes?" His deep voice growls. It's so deep, so velvety. I can feel myself getting aroused. Aroused in ways I've never felt before. "I was told to come and speak to you about my keys." My voice is deep but the slight shake to it gives away my nerves. I can only be thankful my voice didn't break. He pauses for a second, his eyes gleaming over my body and if I was naive, I'd believe he was admiring me. But a man like him, so commanding, so powerful, he wouldn't look twice towards me. He digs into his pocket, a small set of keys emerges from them as he dangles them towards me. Why would he have my keys? As my hand moves forward, I brush the soft skin of his fingers and that tingling sensation overwhelms my body once more, but more intense than the last. My eyes shoot to meet his and I'm almost certain the smallest moan left my lips. It was small, so under my breath, I would bet my life nobody heard, but his eyes, god those eyes, they were devious, like he was trying to tell me he heard. I wanted to flush with embarrassment, how could such small contact make me act in such a way? "Thanks" I mutter. It felt like my voice was laced with arousal. I felt like I was waving a huge flag that screamed I want you. I turn on my heel, walking towards my bags, I can feel his gaze across my body, it's like I could feel the warmth from it dance across my skin. My heart is throbbing, I can feel myself pressing against my joggers and I know if anyone was to look they would see just how aroused Alpha Slater made me feel. [THIS IS AN EARLY PRE-WARNING THAT THIS BOOK WILL BE GOING THROUGH A MAJOR RE-EDITING (AGAIN) - THIS WILL BE DONE ALL AT ONCE AND NOTICE WILL BE GIVEN HERE TWO WEEKS BEFORE THE BOOK IS CHANGED. FOR NOW, FEEL FREE TO ENJOY THE BOOK AS IS]

My Greatest Escape by erotica0katness

"Since you don't know how to shut your fucking mouth, I'll fill it with my cum to shut you up," Kol seethes, looking down at me like I was dirt on his shoe. I loved the way it made me feel. The way he made me feel. He looked at me like I was a whore, but also the only person who mattered to him. I felt my pussy pulse in need of his cock between my legs. I look down at his cock and see it throb. As much as he affected me, I sure as hell had one on him. "You know, you've been saying that for a while now and I've yet to have your dick in my mouth," I taunt. -------------------------------------------------- Maya St. Martin is an 18-year-old girl who has more sexual knowledge and experience than a 70-year-old woman. She loves to go out, drink, and have parties with her friends. It's finally time for her to follow her older siblings and go to college. There, she lands her eyes on a certain college junior that's quiet, broody, and so incredibly sexy. The problem is.....he wants nothing to do with her. But, somehow he always finds himself wrapped up in her and her problems.

Love over contract by writer575_

***Completed*** *Mature Content Warning* TW: Car accident, Depression, sexual content His touch made me shiver as I couldn't take my eyes off of his, trailing down at his lips. We were so close again. Closer than anytime before. „I-.",I started to stop anything we both were going to regret. „Shhh. Don't say anything",he said against my lips as our nosetips brushed agains each other. „Have you found your dresses?",he asked as his thumb brushed over my lips making me weak in my knees. I nodded softly looking at his eyes wich were attached to my lips. „I can't wait to see you in them",he whispered against my lips before placing soft kisses on the edge of them. I closed my eyes breathed out loud in pleasure. His teasing wasn't as useful as he thought. My patience won. „Your patience is kiling me","The contract",I whispered."Fuck that contract"he bursted and pulled me closer by the waist before pressing his lips on mine. ---------------------------- Delana Celine Harvey a 18 year old girl, faces the hart consequences of losing her supporting and loving family due to a car accident. After moving from family member to family member she decided to stay with her oldest Aunt and her family. Her expectations of living with them and going into medical school shattered after she found out that her Aunt and Uncle had planned an arranged marriage for her, with the 25 year old billionaire's son Blaine Ace, promising that he would take good care of her. He was a well known men, a typical men that got chased by women because of his attractive looks and money. He is like everyone else would imagine arrogant and self centered. The fact that both were forces into the marriage made it hart for the two completely different personalities to get along. Her calmness and self control drives him crazy, but also wakes his interest in her.

A Deal with the Devil (Completed) by funfusion

He smirked, knowing he was on the winning side. "So it's a done deal for three months?" He raised his eyebrows, putting his hand forth for a handshake. I looked at the long fingers and perfectly aligned nails and then at his patient face. Sighing to myself I my own hand into his and ignored the tingles that flowed through every nerve as his fingers curled around my hand and shook it lightly. "Yeah three months." "Goodnight then." He winked, removing his hand from mine and turned to walk away. "Hey wait!" I called out, suddenly remembering something. "You don't have my number." "What makes you think that? I have my ways Smith." And with one last wink I saw him take a turn and disappear from my sight. I let out a long breath, leaning on the nearby wall. Looks like I just made a deal with the Devil. * A sarcastic girl, a cocky guy. Throw in some mystery, murder, filthy jokes, wonderful friends, tons of kisses, secrets, surprises, eye-rolls and a killer on run. And you have got yourself a story never read before. *** So grab a cup of hot chocolate, some chips and a warm blanket and get ready to laugh, cry and bite your lip in anticipation. Enjoy!! (#7 in Mystery/Thriller)

I Belong To The Billionaire by Leekay27

He suddenly pulled me roughly against his muscled chest, smiling as he knew that he had the upper hand,"Why won't you meet my eyes, Charlie?",he asked with that oh so sexy voice of his that sent shivers down my spine. Good shivers. "L-let me go",I pleaded,"I've got work to do". "It'll take only a snap of my fingers and you'll be unemployed". "I know that",I cleared my throat,"I'm gonna be late". His hold on my waist tightened and he rose his brow,"Why the rush? You are mine". "I'm not yours". He chuckled,"I love this stubborn part of you but let's face it, you belong to me". He leaned in, his breath brushing my neck lightly. I gulped down the immense pleasure that shot through me just from having him close. He was right. I was already too deeply involved with this annoyingly good looking man. I couldn't help it. I guess I do belong to the billionaire after all. • Charlie Garrett is a twenty year old man who works at his family's bakery during the weekend and at an art studio during the week. He doesn't like troublesome things. He's a guy with an easy-going and peaceful life but everything changes when he finds an injured man at the back of the bakery one Saturday night. Charlie belongs to the billionaire. If you touch him, you'll get your hands chopped off. Literally. #1 in lgbt [ 23rd December, 2019 ]. #1 in age gap [ 09 January, 2020 ]. #1 in gaycouple [ 21st January, 2020 ]. #1 in gayromance [ 25th January, 2020 ]. #1 in gaylove [ 04th February, 2020 ]. #2 in mature [ 11th February, 2020 ] #6 in possessive [ 25th December, 2019 ]. #3 in boylove [ 30th December, 2019 ]. #2 in bisexual [ 30th December, 2019 ]. #10 in gay [ 23rd January, 2020 ]. #16 in manxman [ 29th July, 2020 ].

The Girl He Loves So Much by shikagupta170

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Falling for my Asshole Boss by JeniRaeD

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Yours Forcefully by romanticcrazyone

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Summers Away ✔️ cover

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Summers Away ✔️

Every summer Sebastian is sent to Florida to live with his Aunt and Uncle. He loves it! He goes from feeling unwanted and unloved to surrounded with affection and care from his two cousins and two other best friends. Not to mention Foster lives there. His crush, the boy he had liked for years. Foster's family runs the convenience store down the road and every year he promises the same thing. "I'm going to talk to him this time!" This year is the year for him. Minus all the struggles it really shouldn't be that hard, right? Maybe Sebastian will come to terms with somethings, such as how some women aren't meant to be mothers. "Can we fix him?!" "Ma'am there's nothing wrong with ADHD" Will all the criticism and constant neglect of affection finally push him to the edge, or will he have his happily ever after? Will he get the boy? ADHD is not just some quirky thing to have it can cause many insecurities and hurtful feelings towards yourself. Let's try to be more understanding as people