Casually Eating A Banana
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Last published Fri, Jul 10, 2020
I was casually eating a banana, when suddenly, some stupid idiot decides to knock down my front door, which was made of metal.
Gees, how could someone do that? I want to do that!
Well, anyways, this is a story of someone who's just plain stupid and things may, or may not have gotten a little out of hand.
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