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The Twelve Regrets of Hiscurles

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Parts 7
Time 1h 42m

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comedy fantasy greek greekmythology hercules humour mythology noonewilleverbeasgoodaspratchett parody pratchett respectpratchett terrypratchett

You may think you know the story of Hercules and his twelve labours - but you don't. The story you know is highly inaccurate - what self-respecting paragon of heroic masculinity would have the feminine pronoun at the start of his name? The Twelve Regrets of Hiscurles reveals the true course of events, starring a young Hiscurles and his reluctant sidekick Avecfroid, a self-professed coward, consummate cynic and perpetual doormat of Life. Set in the country of Lipidos, where 'orrible monsters roam, people pray to gods who barely seem to deserve the honour, and "hero" is a recognised and admired profession, The Twelve Regrets of Hiscurles will make you gasp, marvel, wince in sympathy and laugh your socks off.All Rights Reserved

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