This is the story of my life so far. I have omitted parts because I felt you didn't need to know every little detail of my life and there are some inside jokes that are important enough to me that they need to stay that way.
Might as well call this a memoir of my life, all the real, boring and sad parts of me shoved in public for all eyes to see. Who am I, that's one secret I'll never tell
You know you love me, xoxo
(I couldn't help it)