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Heya ! Ici je dessine des blagues et des histoires drôles que j'ai trouvé sur des sites.
Les dessins sont donc de moi mais pas les blagues.
Enfin... Il se peut toujours que ce soit moi qui crée les histoires mais dans ce cas, je le précise !
Bref.
Je n'ai pas un niveau extraordinaire en dessin alors dites-moi ce que vous en pensez, ça m'intéresse vraiment ! Je viens juste de débuter à dessiner sur tablette graphique, c'est pour ça.
J'espère que ça vous plaira :)
Je ne sais pas si je vais poster tous les mois par contre :/
Bref, à tout de suite !
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