'I have a girlfriend he says 'what?'I ask turning around to face him. " I have a girlfriend" he repeats, this time slowly rolling out each word as if I was some kind of idiot. When I raise my brows in question, he shakes his head massaging his temples with his fingers and sighing "I have a girlfriend", he says for the third time "means I'm off limits " I bite my lower lip to keep my self from laughing and the first word that comes to my mind is "lol". 'Ok' I say still struggling to hold back my laug hter. ' let's begin ' He narrows his eyes into slits but he keeps his mouth shut. Good.