Funny pick-up lines
Masked_secrets
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  • Reads 697,634
  • Votes 23,549
  • Parts 152
  • Time 12m
Masked_secrets
Ongoing, First published Apr 10, 2014
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Just a random list of cheesy and stupid pick up lines!
Okay not really a list, because it's page by page..but that's if you wanna get technical! 
Are you having trouble with your love life? And do you wanna spice it up a bit?! Well you've came to the wrong place my friend. These pick up lines are pretty much guaranteed not to work, but there is such a thing called hope!
They may get you the girl/guy you have had your eye on for a while, or they can run off...good luck!
 
Sneak peek: Mario is red, sonic is blue, press start to join and be my player 2.
Trust me there are better ones. You just have to read and find out for yourself.
I will post as much as I can and sometimes multiple within a few minutes just because im bored. Please remember to vote and comment and if you have a pick up line you think i should put in it, go ahead and message me and I will try to add it. 

Just an FYI I do not own any of these. If I do make one up by myself (most likely not gonna happen) I will make sure to mention that.
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