Sausages, anyone?
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Last published Thu, May 3, 2018
Jake is an average teenage boy, but what happens to him isn't very average. Every year, his father drags him and his family d to go on a camping trip, with a bunch of redneck hippies. Weirdly enough, after all these years of going to this terrible campsite, he doesn't even know where it actually is because his dad is a dickhead.
**not smutty at all but maybe a little gory
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