How to Own Magical Homes
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Last published Thu, May 3, 2018
As a child we have all dreamed of owning a magical home. But what if they all had unique personalities? A short comedy about a trying to sell a house with a bit of a temper.
(P.S If you're reading this story out loud do your best to give all of the characters different voices, it will make it way funnier)
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